A Ride on the Chuck Wagon

Clutch City III

2010-07-23T21:38:00.000-07:00

This post is going to be very short.

I would take our current squad up against any team in the entire Association- Heat and Lakers included. I may be an irrational basketball fan, and that's fine.

But - I believe it in my heart that something special is going to happen in Houston early next summer.

We are going to play together.

We are going to play with heart.

We are going to play with ONE common goal.

We are going to be Champions.

The Return of The Dos

2010-04-18T16:01:00.000-07:00

Loyal Followers of the Chuck Wagon:

It has been too long. I've been lost. Kyle Lowry's ankle injury against the Philadelphia 76ers put me in a tail spin. It turned our season around and obviously spun me into a free fall. After that injury, I had a very tough month or so. I lost the enjoyment that the Rockets gave me on a nightly basis. It was a grind. Every night when we took the floor, I felt pessimistic for the first time ever in regards to the Rockets. I didn't believe. And, make no mistake about it, I ALWAYS believed before. Something happened. I was angry. I was upset. I felt like some nights we took a game off. I felt that Rick Adelman was letting us down and not coaching us up like he did early in the season. I felt like Aaron Brooks grew a big head and an attitude problem. I felt like Battier was over the hill. I didn't see the light at the end of the tunnel- and shame on me for that. Shame on me. I was a disgraceful fan. I watched games sitting on my chair waiting for it to get over instead of standing up and willing a defensive stop, or a nice pass, or an important rebound. Looking back on this, I get embarrassed. I feel worthless. But- in the end I came back, and I promise you that I will never leave again.

When you put in so much to the grind that is the 82 game season in the NBA, it isn't unnatural to fall into a lull. It's not surprising that it happened. But, the rejuvenation was sweet. I can pin-point the exact moment that I got out of my funk and returned to Dos Mode. The night before I was flying to Las Vegas to celebrate my 23rd year on this planet it happened. February 17th-18th. The NBA trade deadline. I went to bed quite early on the 17th- around 9:30 if I recall correctly. I woke up at 2:14 AM on the 18th. I felt it in my bones that we made a move. I jumped out of bed and flipped on the computer and I was up for the rest of the night. Originally, it was said that we were moving Tracy McGrady, Carl Landry, and Joey Dorsey to Sacramento for Kevin Martin and co.. I knew immediately that this wasn't accurate. There was more to the story than what was first reported. I spent the rest of the day, work time included, trying to figure out what we were really doing. When I heard that we were also acquiring Jordan Hill, Jarred Jefferies, and a number one pick from the Knicks, I got down on my knees and I thanked Basketball Jesus for Daryl Morey.

He robbed the NBA. He got a new Carl Landry that is 3 inches taller. He acquired picks that are very valuable. He set us up perfectly to make a huge move this summer by way of trade- instead of free agency. We have a nucleus in tact with AB, Kevin Martin, and Trevor Ariza. That's a damn good young nucleus. Throw a healthy Yao Ming into the mix, as well as Luis Scola possibly, and you got a great team. I say possibly because I am predicting that we acquire Chris Bosh from the Raptors in a sign-and-trade that would send Luis Scola, Shane Battier, a young asset, and maybe a pick to Toronto. If your starting line-up consists of Aaron Brooks, Kevin Martin, Trevor Ariza, Chris Bosh, and Yao Ming, then you got the best team in the entire association. And we would still have a serviceable bench. The foresight that Daryl Morey shows is truly remarkable. He is the best executive in the league, and he has a chance to prove it this off-season by making a huge splash via trade.

The rest of the season was great- especially the final 11 games when we fought hard to finish the season and won 8 of the 11. The highlight of the actual basketball season (more to come later) was beating the Boston Celtics in Boston on the memorable Friday Night. I felt like we were playing for the Larry O'Brian Trophy that night. We got down early. We stormed back. We struggled to start the 4th quarter. AB steps up to the plate. Hits the 3 to send it into overtime. We start out slow in the overtime. We then go on a 10-0 run to end the overtime and steal the victory. I was like a little kid in the candy shop. I couldn't have been happier. I felt it in my heart once again. I shed a man tear. I realized then that it isn't a mistake to put all you got into something like The Rockets. The lows are extremely low, but the highs are incredibly high. The highs are worth banging your head against the wall when things aren't going your way. It's difficult to explain- the euphoria you feel when you win a game in March that means absolutely nothing and you go crazy and feel like your on top of the world. That's how I felt that night.

We saw Chase Budinger expand his game. We saw glimpses of what Jermaine Taylor can become. We saw how serviceable Jared Jefferies can actually be. We saw how rock-solid Chuck Hayes is on the defensive end- pun intended. We also saw how much The Wagon has improved on the offensive end. We saw glimpses of how great Trevor Ariza can be if he has a supporting cast around him and is not one of the top options on the offensive end. When he sets his feet, has his balance, and let's it fly he is an incredible asset to a good basketball team. He will be this next year. Just look at how he played on the Lakers last year in the postseason. I am truely excited to see how he grows next season as a player and as a leader. He can grow so much with this team because we don't have a Kobe Bryant. He was never going to grow in Las Angeles. But, even being the 3rd or 4th option next season, he can grow into a leader and maybe get into that role he talked about growing in to when he signed with us. We saw Aaron Brooks develop into a stud. Easily the most improved player in the league. We saw how dominant Luis Scola really is. We saw how bad our broadcasting team has become. We saw how important Kyle Lowry is to the team. I know I'm missing other things that we saw so please forgive me. In conclusion to this thought- we saw how bright the future is. We saw that this team is capable of competing with the big boys and bringing home some hardware. And for this, I am very thankful and God damned proud to call myself a Rocket fan.

I achieved my goal of watching 80 out of the 82 Rockets' games live. It was a grind. It took some sacrificing. It took me staying in some weekends on both nights because I had my priorities straight and needed to see the Rocks. It seemed like we played an incredible amount of back-to-backs to me. But, anyway, the grind was great. It was a success. I am not a fan of moral victories, but I feel like we won this year. I felt like I won as a fan. We finished 42-40 and faced a lot of adversity along the road. We beat teams that we shouldn't have beaten, but we lost to teams we shouldn't have lost to. It was a young and inexperienced team trying to find its way. And I really believe that we did find our way. Next year is going to be special. We are ready for the next step. With a little luck, and a little health there is no reason to believe that the NBA Finals is a pipe dream- it can become reality. I promise you.

Last Wednesday. April 14th, 2010. Last game of the season. A game that was more about showing appreciation to the guys for all their hard work more so than getting a victory. Obviously, I wanted to win, but on this night, I wanted to show the team appreciation for all that they have done over the last few months. I wanted to thank them for all the joy they really do bring me. When life is tough it is nice to have something to go to and know it will make everything better. The Rockets are this for me and last Wednesday was a special night. Thinking back on what happened really does make me cry. I know I am an overemotional fan. I put too much into the lows and too much into the highs. But that is the only way I know how to do it. I don't know how to be a casual fan. And for this, I am thankful.

We laid a dud against the Hornets on the final contest of the year. We didn't come ready to play. We got beat. The game ended and on the loud speaker they instructed the fans that had stayed until the end to stick around for the players coming back out to show appreciation and throw out prizes. I sit in section 119, row 10, seat 10 which is right behind the Rocket's bench. It is my spot. Chuck Hayes looks up every game and gives me a salute. And every time he does it, it becomes more special. He is, without a doubt, my favorite basketball player of all time- possibly my favorite athlete of all time.

So, when John Paul announced that the players would come back out, I struggled with the decision to stay in the seat that I love, or move down to maybe get to talk to a player or two. In the end, me and my boy Ricky, sneak down to the row right behind the Rockets' bench not having any expectations. And, one by one the players start to trickle out to applause by us true Rocket Fans. The first 8 players all have shoes in their hands and give them to fans that caught a shirt that night that has a coupon to come down to the floor to receive a pair of game worn autographed shoes. I am sitting there jealous as hell to everyone out on the floor. Then, The Wagon comes out. He walks right passed the group of kids/fans standing under the basket. He first takes a glance up section 119 right about row 10 and I am not there. He then glances down directly to where I am standing and he doesn't hesitate. He stays in his stride. As he is walking I know he is headed right for me. I am shaking. I don't know what to do. This moment is so big to me. It is what someone who loved LeBron James, or Kobe Bryant, or Michael Jordan would feel if they got to meet their hero. He came right up. He handed me his pair of size 14 Nike shoes. He grabbed my hand and we went in to the hug. I promise I have never had a hug like this one. I hugged Chuck Hayes so hard for 3 or 4 seconds. I told Chuck that "I love the Rockets, and you're my favorite player ever." And he responded with, "I really appreciate you, and I love your jerseys."

I almost fainted. I had a little tear as he walked away. I held on to those shoes like no one in this world has ever held on to a pair of shoes. It was the moment of a lifetime. It was easily one of the top moments of my life. I can't rank them, but that moment ranks up there with my first trip inside of Doak Campbell, being present at Bobby's last game in Jacksonville, playing golf with my Pop and 2 brothers, winning 22 in a row, taking the Lake Show to 7, going wire-to-wire in '99 and becoming a Nole Season Ticket Holder. Bottom line- it was an incredible moment- a top 5 moment- in my life. I met my hero, my idol. It proved to me once again that all hard work and diligence really does pay off. I thought numerous times that Chuck would never know how much he actually means to me and Rocket Nation. I was scared that I would never get to talk to him. I feared these things. All of this was erased last Wednesday. Chuck knows me. He really does. He cares about me. I know it in my heart.

I really can't describe it. My life is now different. My passion for The Rocks is stronger. I am going to have a really tough time making it to football season and then basketball season. I haven't watched a second of the NBA Playoffs because we aren't in it. In a nut shell- the Rocks and Noles are the 2 most important things in my life. They are my life line. They create every emotion possible. And, for that, I am lucky. I am special. I get to feel things that other people don't- things that other people are scared to feel. The true sports fan makes huge sacrifices. These sacrifices turn in to returns that are unimaginable. The pride of loving something more than you love yourself is an incredible feeling.

With all that being said I want to thank the Rockets for another amazing ride- another amazing grind. I will be back next October giving everything that I have into the season in search of the title that has missed up for 15 years. In closing I want to say two things.....Thy Noles. Thy Rocks.

God Bless.

Dos

2010-01-28T07:24:00.000-08:00

Happy Friday AROTCW,

It's been a while since I've taken a ride on this-here Wagon so I figured I'd see if we can get this thing rollin again. There have been a couple of things going on in my life that I felt like sharing. All of them are really unimportant, so feel free to stop reading now. Here we go:

IcedOutEskimoz.com: Farewell
After 5 long years of dominating the Internet, the IOE have made the executive decision to take down IcedOutEskimoz.com. Do not be alarmed: This has nothing to do with us "growing up" or anything drastic like that. The IOE will still continue business as usual...which consists of making about 1 song every 3 years.

In all seriousness though, IOE.com was truly an amazing experience. Skittle and I could have never imagined the support the site would generate. Whether you thought we were two white wiggers with nothing better to do or saw the site for what it really was (a successful joke), over 5 million people from all over the world got to witness what was and still is the IOE. Throughout those 5 years, many people vocalized their opinion on the IOE....a quick google search of "Iced Out Eskimoz" brings these to light. While I have the stage, I'd love to share some of my favorites:

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From YouTube:
Posted by: astralninja and others, 2 years ago

"White guys will ALWAYS look stupid when they dress and act like rappers. At least these fools know they are foolin'"

“I used to work at what-a-burger, it’s not A-1 Angus Beef, Its American Beef”

“Tell the tall dude in the maroon hat and pants to hit me up jessica21604 on yahoo messenger.
Reply- “who the f—k uses yahoo messenger????”
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From MixMakers.net:
Posted by: JuLiO-R-, 01-01-2006 01:31 AM

"These Guys are really gonna make some noise in '06! Check Out their Awsome Website. Check out their Photo Section, these guys are real gangtas! They even got a great Forum. These guys are crazy. I can't wait for their next video! Maybe It'll make it all the way to MTV and BET!
*Sarcasm Was Used In the Making of This Thread. Please Understand that. Some people just can't tell.*"

Yeast: Looks like this guy really blew it out on New Years Eve 2006! A fun-filled night of blogging criticism about obscure white rappers on MixMakers.net!
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From YouTube:
Posted by: dupomang, 4 months ago

"racist"

Yeast: Haha. More on this under "Obamanation."
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From the Houston Press:

Article written by: John Nova Lomax, 6/29/06

"It started as a joke when they were freshmen at Memorial and continues to be mostly a joke. But they really do love hip-hop, and they aren't that bad at it. In a genre that all too often takes itself way too seriously, guys like these are most welcome additions."

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It was a fun ride. RIP IcedOutEskimoz.com.

Obamanation?

Two nights ago, President Obama gave his State of the Union address. I didn't watch a single second of it, nor did I care to. I've taken a break from politics for the next 3 years (hopefully not 7) while Mr. Obama & Co. spend millions. Wait I mean billions. Wait I mean trillions. But, whatever, it's not his policies that make me dislike him; it's his ignorant, blood-sucking supporters that make me want to move to Canada.

I could give many examples of this ignorance, but I'll give one from two nights ago. After President Obama gave his Union address, Hardball host Chris Matthews was quoted as saying, "I forgot he was black tonight, for an hour...He's gone a long way to become a leader of this country and passed so much history in just a year or two. I mean, it's something we don't even think about. I was watching, I said, 'Wait a minute, he's an African-American guy in front of a bunch of other white people.' And here he is. President of the United States, and we've completely forgotten that tonight." Pretty nice thing to say huh? Nope. A bunch of people are offended again. But for what?

America didn't vote for a man, they voted for an idea: change. "Change" came in the form of President Barack Obama. The first American black president. Fantastic. Truly revolutionary. But, wait a minute, why is that when someone tries to acknowledge that this change is actually taking place, they are considered to be racist? Here are a couple of reasons:

1. The person doing the acknowledging (Chris Matthews in this case) is undoubtedly white. Had an African American person said this of Obama there would be no story...note to self, do not acknowledge the fact that the president has overcome hundreds of years of social inequality.

2. People like Jesse Jackson and Quanell X just to name a few. America will never truly be able to move past issues like slavery and racial inequality as long as these "revolutionaries" are around. People need to realize that individuals like Jesse Jackson would't have a job if racism never existed. It's in their best interest to suppress their own people! These villains purposedly keep outdated issues at the forefront of their campaigns so that they can make a buck or two off of the slave-owner's great, great grandchildren. It's sickening.

It's time to move on. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either give up the president, or give up the race card.

Jersey Shore:

Jersey Shore is just all-around great television. I see alot of myself in Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. I read that Snooki is trying to get her own show with MTV: Snookin' for Love. Will someone please tell this girl she's not that hot? And while you're at it you can pass the same message along to about 80% of the girls that run around Uptown Dallas.

Thanks for reading. See yall soon.

Yeast

The BPE Lives

2009-12-21T05:54:00.000-08:00

Dear Most Loyal Denizens of A Ride on the Chuck Wagon:

Rumors of my untimely demise are premature. The BPE lives.

The BPE had to go to the mattresses for a few weeks surrounding the Notre Dame coaching search. In the end, we got our man. The one. The only. The impenetrably awesome Brian Kelly. Bob Stoops was practically begging Jack Swarbrick for the job, and Jack told him to get lost because we had Brian Kelly IN THE BAG. Like Barzini, it was Kelly all along.

Brian Kelly now follows the BPE on Twitter (ndeconprof) and you should too.

Back to the salt mines, you good folk. Peace and hair grease to you and yours this holiday season.

The BPE. Out.

Pick of the Day

2009-12-16T15:12:00.000-08:00

There will be no pick of the day. I do not know when it will return. I apologize to my fans and ask for your understanding. It is just not in me today and I don't know when it will return.

Pick of the Day

2009-12-15T14:24:00.001-08:00

Dinosaurs +7 @ Miami

Basis: Toronto is playing better with Jarret Jack in the starting line up and Jose Calderon on the bench with an injury. Toronto's inside game will be an advantage and considering Miami's struggling as of late, I like Toronto to possibly even pull this one out. I will not be able to watch because I will be in Church watching us take on the Pistons. Feeling pretty good about this pick- take the Raptors and thank me later.

Tuesday Night Update: Not only did I fail you, I failed myself. I am sorry. Didn't see a second- too busy watching the Rockets Dominate. I will pick a winner tomorrow- I GUARANTEE IT.

Pick of the Day Record: 13-12-1

Pick of the Day

2009-12-14T14:21:00.000-08:00

TWolves +13.5 @ Mormons

Basis: I struggled long and hard with this pick. In the end, I had to go with my theory of taking double digit underdoggs. There were a few other games that I certainly liked tonight, highlighted by the Wizards getting 2 points at the Clippers. But, I believe in my strategy and I believe in my knowledge. I like Kevin Love to play big tonight. The thing that scares me about this game is the fact that Minnesota actually beat Utah straight up 9 days ago- so, I hope that revenge isn't on the Jazz mind. I am sticking to my guns- take the double digit doggs. I am also going to start keeping track of my theory and test some other theories that I have regarding NBA gambling. Let's Go Wolves.

Monday Night Update: Minnesota gets it down with the outright W. I didn't watch all of it due to my other NBA interests. I was getting a look at the Nuggets since the Rockets have to travel to Denver on Wednesday. All three double digit doggs covered tonight. I am very curious to see how this works out. I love the big doggs in the NBA. I am really starting to feel comfortable again picking NBA games. Stay tuned for tomorrow's pick.

Pick of the Day Record: 13-11-1

Pick of the Day

2009-12-13T15:13:00.000-08:00

Spurs -5.5 @ The Clips

Sunday Night Update: This game was never really in doubt. SA got up early and although LAC did make a few runs and close the gap, they never really challenged. I am feeling really confident that this is going to be a good week. I know I have struggled recently, but stay with me. I am going to turn this thing around.

Pick of the Day Record: 12-11-1

Pick of the Day

2009-12-08T14:28:00.001-08:00

I am taking a day off. Tomorrow may be a day off as well as I will be in attendance at the Rockets game vs. Cleveland. Look for a new pick on Thursday and I guarantee a winner.

Pick of the Day

2009-12-07T13:37:00.001-08:00

San Antonio +2 @ Utah

Basis: San Antonio has to win a game. They've lost two in a row and Duncan is mad. Look for Manu to finally play like a man tonight and have a big game. The Spurs win this game outright, but the moneyline does not pay enough for you to pick it. Just take the points and you'll be thanking me later.

Monday Update: San Antonio blew it by losing the 3rd quarter by 18 points. Then they blow it down the stretch. I can't win for the life of me. Jazz win by 3. Sorry people. DON'T LOSE FAITH IN THE DOS. I will rebound.

Pick of the Day Record: 11-11-1

The Life of Dos Continued.......

2009-12-06T13:51:00.000-08:00

It has been a crazy couple weeks of sports my friends. My head is still spinning. Let's recap:

- Notre Dame can't get a hire because no one wants that job

- Bobby Bowden announces retirement from the Florida State University

- Urban Cryer is treated for dehydration at a local Gainesville Hospital following the loss to Alabama

- God's gift to football, Timmy Teabag, cried like a little girl after losing the SEC Championship to Alabama (although I will give him credit for saying that they simply got beat by a better team)

- The Rockets go 3-1 on their recent roadtrip with the one loss coming in controvercial fasion in Portland last night.

- Jimbo Fisher is building a serious staff at Florida State

- ESPN Classic realized that College Football just lost a legend and did the right thing and ran a 24 hour Bobby Bowden Special

- Did I mention that Notre Dame can't hire a coach?

It is unbelievable to me how this whole thing has worked out. For those that don't know, my brother, THE BPE, is a professor at Notre Dame. My brother, THE BPE, USED to be a reliable poster on the Chuck Wagon. My brother, THE BPE, is shit out of luck at this point. My bother, THE BPE, is delusional if he thinks he is going to make a "splash" coaching hire. No coach from a big time program would go to Notre Dame. Any BCS conference job is better than the job that presents itself in South Bend. It really is. A Bob Stoops, Urban Meyer, or Jim Harbough would be simply foolish to go to Notre Dame. It is a lose-lose situation. Let's take Stoops situation for example: you have a job that pays you very handsomly. Yes, your expectations are high and you've stuggled this year, but you have the 2nd youngest team in the Big XII conference and your fanbase at Notre Dame would create unatainable expectations compared to OU's fanbase. You play in a top 5 college football rivalry every year in Dallas. You are God in Norman, Oklahoma. If for some reason you went to Notre Dame and you didn't play in a BCS bowl in 3 years, you wouldn't be employed. You would be searching for a coordinator position at a big school, rather than a head coach position. Yes, you would be very well compensated for your failure, but being compensated isn't worth leaving a perfect situation. Notre Dame needs to readjust their thinking here. It's not a top 10 job in College Football. It really isn't. Yes, there is serious history. Yes, there is the stigma that is Notre Dame. But, in actuality, Notre Dame hasn't been relevent in 15 years. The last piece of relevent Notre Dame History is beating Florida State in 1993 in the "Game of the Century". Florida State returned the favor in 2003 by shutting the Irish out in South Bend 37-0 by the way. Notre Dame has simply lost its luster. And please believe me, I am in the camp that thinks that College Football isn't the same without a powerful Notre Dame Team. I am the guy who believed that College Football wasn't the same when Alabama was down- and thankfully they are now back. We need Notre Dame to be good. We need Notre Dame to be relevent. But, their only option is to hire Brian Kelly. And, if Notre Dame has the audacity to make this "unpopular" hire, it gives them the chance to save their program. You have to hire someone who is hungry. You have to hire someone who feels like they have something to prove. You have to hire a "mikey-mouse" coach if you want to win. You have to take a chance. Who knows, Brian Kelly, as the Notre Dame coach, may fall flat on his face, but he is the only viable option. My brother is a believer that you can't have a coach that hasn't won at a "big" school be sucessful- and I beg to differ. Brian Kelly has won everywhere he has been. Two national titles at Grand Valley State. MAC Championship at Central Michigan. Big East Champion at Cincinnati and a date with the Gators in New Orleans. The problem now is that Notre Dame has probably waited too long. Brian Kelly would have walked to South Bend 3 days ago, but now he has the dominant program in the Big East. He can play for a BCS bowl year in and year out. He would be playing for a National Championship had Nebraska not played for field goals last night. You could get Kelly for half the price that you would potentially be paying Meyer or Stoops. That equates to half as much money that you'd be paying them to get the hell out of dodge in 3 years. If I am Notre Dame's Athletic Director, the choice is easy. I would take a chance. Just give it a try. Notre Dame has lost its luster and I think that someone with Brian Kelly's resume would be the perfect fit. I want Notre Dame to be good, I really do. It is important for College Football. It is important to me because I don't want my brother to be miserable. But, I am affraid to say that I think Notre Dame has waited too long. Brian Kelly was the correct hire and I think they thought that they could unrealistically lure Meyer or Stoops away. And now, I don't know where they turn to. In closing to this thought, Go Irish.

Let's now talk about my Seminoles. I said last week that I regretted how I acted towards Bobby Bowden. I said that:

"The world is a funny place, you know? I wanted Coach Bowden to step down, but I never imagined it would hurt this much. It's hard to be happy about it. The man just has so much pride. You cannot fault someone for believing in himself and his skills to get something done, and I failed miserably here by bashing him. I try to live my life without regrets, and for the most part I have succeeded in this- not this time. I try to look at every mistake I make- and believe me, I have made my share- as a learning experience and not as an experience to regret. But, I wholeheartedly regret the negativity that I shared with regards to Coach Bowden. I think it is fair to say that it is time to move forward, but I just wish it had gone down differently. I want what is best for the football program, but losing Coach Bowden is just a shot to the heart. He is the only coach I know. It's a tough day for the Nole Nation. Thanks for everything Coach. You're the best."

This is the coach that I wrote a birthday letter to 3 years ago and had a package in the mail adressed to me less than a week later. Inside the package was a photo of Bobby Bowden with the words "To Scott: Thanks for being a Seminole! -Bobby Bowden". I am tearing up thinking about it. I have a real hard time believing that any coach at a big time football program would do this. Try sending a letter to Bob Stoops or Urban Meyer, and NOT EVEN ASKING FOR A RESPONSE, and see if you get a personalized autograph within a week. It was simply an amazing experience. The loss of Bobby Bowden is truely an end to an era. A tremendous era. When I think College Football, I think Bobby Bowden. Yes, I am biased in this belief, but he is undoubtably on the Mount Rushmore of College Football alongside Bear Bryant and Joe Paterno. He is the only coach I have known my entire lifetime. I ridiculed him. I talked about how he was being selfish sticking around too long. I asked the Lord to make Bobby hang 'em up. And God Damnit I regret it. Bobby Bowden is my idol. He is my hero. If I ever have children- outlook not looking so good since my love of sport is bigger than my love for any woman- I am going to teach them about Bobby Bowden. I am going to tell them to model their life around Bobby Bowden. Yes there has been controversey around his tenure at FSU. Yes he has given second chances. Yes there have been scandels. But, Bobby Bowden has had a positive impact on the world. The players that have had the pleasure of playing for him talk about how he changed their life. It is only fitting that his final game will be against West Virginia- where he left to come to Florida State. People, he changed College Football. 14 consecutive top 5 finishes in the AP Poll. 14 strait 10 win seasons. In 1981 he took Florida State on a 5 week roadtrip to Pittsburgh, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Louisiana State, and Nebraska. And he won 3 of the games. This guy built a football dynasty out of nothing but a team that won 4 games in the three years prior to his arrival. Simply amazing. Simply my hero. Simply my idol. Simply accomplishments that will never occur again. I can only hope and pray that he takes a position with Florida State after his year of traveling that he says is coming up. We are better people because of Bobby Bowden.

Jimbo Fisher. Somehow his presence has helped me feel better about the whole situation that has taken place in Tallahassee in the recent weeks. The man carries himself well. He knows what's going on. He never EVER tried to play his hand and force Bowden out. He loves Bobby Bowden. He loves the Bowden Family. He embraces the challenge that lies ahead. He is putting together a staff that is scary good. He is attempting to build a SEC Powerhouse in the ACC. If he can somehow put together something even close to resembling a SEC Powerhouse the world of College Football is in deep trouble. He is relentless. When Bobby announced his retirement last week guess where Jimbo was- on the road recruiting. He has 4 commitments in his first 4 days as "the guy". He has handled this situation with more class and more pride than I could ever imagine. He wants the challenge to follow the Legend. He isn't scared. People are saying that you can never be successful following a legend- saying that Jimbo is dead in the water following Bobby. I am not drinking the Florida State Koolaide here- and I believe it in my bones that Jimbo is the right guy. He is a Saban deciple. He learned under the best. Saban is the best in the buisiness and you're telling me that my new head coach learned under him? I am feeling just fine. He is going to bring in a staff that is competent and wants to win. His staff is going to recruit relentlessly. His staff is going to put our players in positions to be successful- on and off the field.

Although I really do regret how the whole Bobby situation was handled, I am very excited about the future. I was a mess for a few days. It was tough. But, I am very comfortable where our program is heading and Florida State may get a bigger donation from me come spring time. I am so thankful that I purchased season tickets last year when we were hovering above the abyss. Now I have 30 yard line seats for the remainder of my life and these wouldn't be available now. It has also just been announced that Florida State will be playing West Virginia in the Gator Bowl on New Year's day in Jacksonville. Me and my best Nole Friend, Todd, will be in attendance. So thankful that I will be able to be there when Bowden says goodbye. It is going to be a defining moment in my life. It really is. It is an amazing feeling to love something as much and with all you have like I do to Florida State. I know I am not an alumnus, but I consider myself to be a Nole. I will do anything for this University and I am very excited about the direction that the football program is moving in. My email adress while attending Texas AS&M university was warrick@tamu.edu.- in honor of Warrick Dunn and Peter Warrick. And I will be a supporter, both emotionally and financially, until I get put in the ground. The future looks bright my friends. The Future looks bright. And Heather Dinich still has a dick in her mouth 24/7. How she has a job is beyond me.

Let's do a little Rockets Talk now.

The other team that will forever hold a place in my heart. I will take a 3-1 roadtrip anytime. But, the way we lost in Portland last night makes me upset. We have no "superstar" and we are paying the price with the officials. It's not illegal to call a foul on the opposing team when the Rockets are playing. How Aaron Brooks didn't get the call last night is beyond me. I don't understand.

We play so hard. We play as a team. In simpler terms, we do what we have to do to win. We have a line up that any fan would say "Wow, I can't believe that the Rockets are winning so many games." The wins against the Clippers and the Thunder were wins that we must get. We have to get wins against teams that you are "suposed" to beat. Yes, it hurts that we lost to both Texas teams 2 weeks ago, but I still stand behind my belief that we are the best team in the state. I said recently that "it's pretty easy to see, for anyone who is an NBA fan, that the best team in Texas plays its home games at a place called toyota Center that resides on Bell and LeBranch street in Downtown Houston." I still believe this. We have a certain chemistry with our current squad. We play very well with eachother. It is a complete unknown how we will react to the return of Tracy McGrady. It is simply unknown. We don't know if McGrady has played his last game in the red and white. We don't know if Morey is activly shopping Tracy to the whole league like we've been reading from Yahoo Sports. We don't know for certain if Yao is actually beating his original prognosis and could possibly be ready for the playoff push. Imagine this for a second- the Rockets trade TMac, Battier, and Scola to the Toronto Raptors in a sign and trade for Chris Bosh. It's okay to dream people. It is okay to dream. Think about the possibilities. There is no doubt in my mind that Yao Ming will be a Rocket for life. It is going to happen. He is too valuable to our franchise to let go. He is the BEST center in the NBA. With him and Bosh controlling the middle, the Rockets would be tough to defeat. But, of course, this is a pipe dream. We have to work with what we have.

There was a play a few nights ago against the Clippers where Trevor Ariza took it to the rack with authority and dunked over Chris Kaman. It was a beautiful sight to see. He must keep this aggresivness up. We have to have Trevor taking it to the rack and try to kill anything in his way. Trevor is so long and a good enough free throw shooter that we need him to attack the basket and manufacture points from the free throw line. Chase Budinger continues to be a huge suprise to me this year. Everytime he steps on the floor I am reminded on how I wasn't a believer in him when he dominated the summer league. I never thought in a million years that he would be a solid NBA player. But, I have been proved wrong. I am really happy with his development and he really does have a great set of tools, as Bullard would say. I hate Matt Bullard by the way. Chuck has been his usual self- getting after it on the defensive end and actually adding a little offense to his game. I have been really pleased with David Andersen. If he can continue to develop a defensive game then he will be more than a capable backup once The Great Wall comes back. Scola is Scola. We play Brooks too many minutes but it has been nice to see Lowry step up and take some of these minutes the last few games. I love Aaron Brooks. His game has evolved more than I could have ever wished, and I think he is an elite point guard in this league. But, he has shown his temper lately. I don't get upset when a player gets a random technical but AB has been bitching a lot as of late. I hate players that bitch at the officials. I was one of the worst to be honest with you. I want our team to just play the game. We have to realize that we aren't going to get all of the calls with the absense of a superstar, and we just need to go do what we do. We play hard. We play the right way. And I will take our chances against anyone in the league. I know this is an earfull right now, but I am just expressing my thoughts. Kyle Lowry's shot seems to be coming along, but he is a bit out of control at times. I find myself yelling uncontroulable at the television system 4 times a game when he runs the fast break. I just want him to slow down. I am learning to be more faithful in him at the end of games. As long as his shot continues to improve he will be a viable point guard in this league. Carl Landry is an ANIMAL. I love him. I am very glad that I made the purchase of his authentic jersey 2 years ago during game 22 of our streak. I will never regret that decision. He plays so hard. He is a warrior. He is quickly becoming the model player of our team. He doesn't care that he doesn't start- he just wants to help the team win. And, he does this to perfection. Battier had an incredible game the other night against Oakland. I was starting to wonder about his ability then he went out and had an incredibly efficient first half. His game has defenitly taking a slide for the worst, but he still plays good defense and is a valuable asset to our squad.

I know this has been a lot of blah blah blah and random. I did not have any idea what I was going to write when I started this piece, I just kind of let it go. Typical Sunday in the life of the Dos. I want to wish Tracy McGrady good luck in his rehab and I really do hope to God that he comes back with a new attitude and a want to win. He really could be an incredible asset to this team and help us get over the next hump. These Rockets are blue collar. They play the game the way that Dr. Naismith intended it to be played. I love the Rockets. I love the Noles. I love the direction that both of my teams are moving in. It's a great time to be the Dos. I want to wish everyone a happy Sunday.

Dos

note: this was written while under the influence of many beverages. sorry if it was just rambling.

Pick of the Day

2009-12-06T13:28:00.000-08:00

Washington +3 @ Detroit

Basis: Washington has won 2 out of 3 and I like them to continue their winning ways. I know Detroit has also won 2 out of 3, but I really do like the Wizards tonight. Ben Gorden MAY be back and obviously everyone knows that Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun are out. Look for this game to be kind of sloppy. I like a low scoring game, and I like Washington to win it outright. Go ahead and take the money line if you feel like gambling.

Sunday Update: I suck.

Pick of the Day Record: 11-10-1

Thank You Alabama

2009-12-05T18:24:00.000-08:00

Pick of the Day

2009-12-05T08:56:00.000-08:00

Toronto +6 @ Chicago

Basis: I have decided that I am going to ride Toronto until the get out of their slump. Chicago coming off a back to back. If you really feel like gambling, then take Toronto money line. This game is going to hit. You got to trust me people.

Saturday Update: Winner winner Chicken dinner.

Pick of the Day Record: 11-9-1

Pick of the Day

2009-12-04T13:00:00.000-08:00

Dallas -6 @ Memphis

Basis: Dallas has won 4 of their last 5 and seem to be hitting a little stride. Memphis has been on the road for a while and I look for them to stumble getting it going back at home. Dallas matches up well with Memphis, especially with Dampier back in the lineup. This game might be close for a while, but I like Dallas to win by double digits when it's all said and done.

Friday Update: I failed you again. Geeze what a stink bomb by Dallas. I PROMISE that I am going to turn this around. We would be killing if I told you all the games I play- I just seem to tell you the games I lose. This will be changed. Stick with me, you'll regret it if you don't.

Pick of the Day Record: 10-9-1

Pick of the Day

2009-12-03T12:06:00.000-08:00

Parlay: Boston +1.5 @ San Antonio and Miami +8.5 @ Denver

Basis: Miami is on a much needed road trip where they can actually grow as a team instead of playing at home with the pressure of the fans to get it going. We saw them take a step the other night by getting the W in Portland. I like their improvement to continue tonight in Denver. They may not win, but I like them to fight and keep it close throughout. Have I mentioned how much I like 8+point underdoggs in the NBA? I love them. Both Boston and San Antonio are on 5 game win streaks, but I take the Celtics here because of favorable matchups. I have a feeling that this game could get ugly. Boston has owned Tim Duncan over the last few seasons, and I don't see why that would change tonight. Once again, parlay these two games. And, for clarification, I am playing this parlay as ONE game in my POTD record, not two- because I will parlay them as well.

Thursday Night Update: My Celtics pick was flawless. The Heat are struggling right now, but remember- this is a game of runs. Stay tuned. Miami laid an egg. Sorry followers. I should have just stuck with the one game I liked. Future tip- don't bet parlays. Doc C once told me that his bookie said you can call him at anytime while he is doing anything and he will pick up the phone for a parlay bet. This was bad judgement on my part.

Pick of the Day Record: 10-8-1

Pick of the Day

2009-12-02T08:57:00.001-08:00

Houston -2.5 @ Los Angeles Clippers

Basis: As of now, it is looking like Luis Scola will be in the line up tonight wearing protective goggles- I like this game even if Scola doesn't play. I like the way we match up with there somewhat eratic play. I think Hayes will be very effective guarding Kaman and Andersen can play with the likes of Marucs Camby, but DeAndre Jordan may pose a few match up problems. The key match up is how we can defend Al Thorton. If he can get hot, then it could be a difference maker. The Clippers have quite a bit of talent, but I still like this young Rockets team to battle and pull out a win at the end. Eric Gordon is listed as questionable, which downgrades their point guard play. It is also important to note that this line moved 3.5 points in favor of the Rockets already. As long as it stays under 4 points, I think it is a solid choice. Rockets by 13 in this one.

edit: I don't know what I was thinking saying that DeAndre Jordan was going to cause problems. My fault.

Late Wednesday Update: Kudos to Adelman for sticking with the second teamers + Ariza in the crunch time. We had a great balance of scoring. Budinger came in and played really well. I am really proud of Scola for playing through the eye problem, and Budinger playing through the sprained ankle. It was nice to see Novak get some minutes, as he always holds a special spot in my heart for hitting the game winner in game 8 of the 22 game streak, but, right when he got in the new and improved Rocket Novak- Budinger- rained a 3 on him. I really enjoy watching Kaman play- the dude never, ever bitches about the officials. It is quite refreshing to see, especially for someone who plays down low. Sorry, I was 4 points off on the 13 point win prediction. I am very confident that if I picked all 82 Rocket games against the spread during the season that I would have a record of at worst 65-17. I would do this, but the problem lies within my moral beliefs. I could never tell someone to bet against my team. Anyway, great win. See you in Golden State tomorrow. Travel safely fellas.

Pick of the Day Record: 10-7-1

From Mainframe_nole on Warchant

2009-12-01T20:14:00.000-08:00

"How can I begin? He came here and inherited a grease fire for an offense at a time when the only person keeping the FSU team afloat, Kevin Steele, was leaving. He took over an offense that was left in shambles after Jeff Bowden was done with it.

Witch each succeeding year FSU's offense got better and its defense got worse. His presence was so critical as the FSU offensive coordinator that many other programs were trying to hire him as their head coach. In a strategic move the FSU athletic department offered him the keys to the head coaching job when Bobby retires, thus eliminating the threat from other college football programs desperately looking for a viable head coach.

The following two years FSU's defense nearly collapsed. Had the offense done the same FSU would've fallen off the deep end and turned into the Nebraska of the early 2000's. Had the administration not had the wisdom to go to extreme measure to retain him then it's likely Bobby's retirement wouldn't have been a retirement, but an outright firing. Had all these terrible things transpired FSU's football program would've gone from the highest heights to rock bottom in the quickest time college football has ever seen.

But, as the defense was falling apart and defensive recruiting turned into a grease fire, Jimbo was slowly, patiently preserving and slowly rebuilding the offense from the Hiroshima that Jeff Bowden left it. Brick by brick, inch by inch, against the prevailing current that wanted to engulf the entire program, Jimbo patiently endured the criticism from impatient and spoiled fans that wanted the hurricane Katrina type disaster that his predecessor left him to be turned around in a year, and stayed the course.

By the end of 2008 the tables turned and the offense became the saving grace for FSU football. By 2009 the offense that Jimbo built was all that stood in the way between the abyss and the football program. With Jimbo's offense FSU would've resembled what it looked like the year before Bobby arrived in 1975."

I couldn't have said this better, so I thought it was appropriate to post Mainfram_nole's thoughts here on the Chuck Wagon.

2009-12-01T13:40:00.000-08:00

There will be no pick of the day today, but if you feel like gambling take Boston -3.5 @ Charlotte. Today and tonight will be used for one thing: remembering Coach Bowden. I will be watching ESPN Classic all night and will not have time for NBA games. I apologize to people who were looking for me to get on a roll- it will have to wait another day.

Thank you for all you have done Coach Bowden. I have already booked airfare, hotel, and gotten Gator Bowl tickets. The Gator Bowl better freaking take us like they said. See you in Jacksonville, Coach. At least I hope to see you in Jacksonville.

The world is a funny place, you know. I wanted Coach Bowden to step down, but I never imagined it would hurt this much. It's hard to be happy about it. The man just has so much pride. You cannot fault someone for believing in himself and his skills to get something done, and I failed miserably here by bashing him. I try to live my life without regrets, and for the most part I have succeeded in this- not this time. I try to look at every mistake I make, and believe me-I have made my share, as a learning experience and not as an experience to regret. But, I wholeheartedly regret the negativity that I shared with regards to Coach Bowden. I think it is fair to say that it is time to move forward, but I just wish it had gone down differently and that I had acted differently. I want what is best for the football program, but losing Coach Bowden is just a shot to the heart. He is the only coach I know. It's a tough day for the Nole Nation. Thanks for everything Coach. You're the best.

The End of an Era

2009-11-30T16:21:00.000-08:00

If what is expected to occur does in fact happen, tomorrow will mark the end of an era, excluding a bowl game appearance obviously. You can be sure to see a full write-up on my opinion. At this current moment, I am having a real tough time wrapping my emotions around this. I am at a complete loss for words. Completely bitter sweet. Bobby Bowden is one of my heroes and idols. This is just too much to handle right now.

Go Noles

Pick of the Day

2009-11-30T11:38:00.000-08:00

Milwaukee -2.5 vs. Chicago

Basis: I am not crazy about the NBA games tonight, but this one makes the most sense to me. Both teams have been struggling lately evidenced by their 4 game respective losing streaks. The reason that I tend to gravitate towards the Bucks in this one is the fact that their losses have been in closer games. Chicago has been getting blown out of the water and the diagnosis on Kirk Hinrich is that he will not be able to go tonight. I also like the fact that this game will be played in the Bradley Center. Look for this game to be a close one throughout, with Milwaukee pulling away in the second half of the 4th quarter.

Monday Night Update: Betting the NBA is a tough job. Milwaukee started to pull away only to let John Salmons and the Bulls come back. This league is a league of runs. Delfino makes 1 of 2 then Salmons drains a second chance 3. Brandon Jennings knocks down two clutch free throws with 13 seconds left in regulation. Of course they let Salmons go in for a quick deuce the following play. Charlie Bell then goes up and and makes 1 of 2 for the 2 point win. I lose by a half point. Sorry followers. I prefaced this one by saying that I wasn't crazy about these games. Hopefully tomorrow I will find something that I really like. Stay tuned.

Pick of the Day Record: 9-7-1

2009-11-29T14:04:00.000-08:00

Loyal Followers of the Chuck Wagon-

Be on the look out for a post devoted to the 2009 Florida State football season and Head Coach Bobby Bowden within the next week. There is a lot of stuff going on in Tallahassee, and it might get ugly. Also, I am thinking about writing a piece on the Rockets dissecting the season at this juncture, including, for the first time, going all out citing certain players that I believe are not carrying their weight. For the first time in years, I feel that the Rockets are in potential big time trouble. It is a must win tonight in Oklahoma City. We must bounce back. I hope everyone had a good holiday with your respective families.

Dos

Pick of the Day

2009-11-29T11:00:00.000-08:00

Houston Money Line @ Oklahoma City Thunder

Basis: Depending on the site you use to make your selection, you will receive Rockets +125-+135. These odds are too good to pass on. The Rockets are in about as desperate need of a win as you can be 16 games into the season. Oklahoma City has been playing well recently picking up wins at Utah and home against Milwaukee. But, I like the Rockets to bounce back. It always seems with our young group that when the going gets tough we step up to the plate and make a statement. Look for the Rockets to win this one by 5-12 points.

Late Sunday Update: Rockets get it done and win by 9. We were dealt a blow on the very first play when Scola got swiped on the eye causing the need for 7 stitches. He did not return. We fought back after a 10 point deficit and we showed great heart. It was a really rewarding team victory. Carl Landry played like a man possessed and, along with AB, refused to let us lose. We dominated the offensive glass, especially in the second half. It was a great win and more importantly, a must win. Go Rocks.

Pick of the Day Record: 9-6-1

Pick of the Day

2009-11-28T08:22:00.000-08:00

There will be no pick of the day on this 28th day of November, year 2009. The reason being that this day belongs to one team- The Noles. PotD will return tomorrow. Thank you for understanding.

Pick of the Day

2009-11-27T09:43:00.000-08:00

Toronto +10 @ Boston

Basis: Once again, I love double digit doggs in the NBA. Toronto is a solid team and Boston hasn't been too convincing lately. I like Toronto to keep this game close throughout, maybe even winning. The +400 Money Line might be a decent play if you really feel like gambling.

Late Friday Update: I didn't see the game. But I did see that Orlando was winning at halftime but gave up some ridiculous run in the 3rd quarter. I lost the bet, but I stand by the pick.

Pick of the day Record: 8-6-1

Pick of the Day- Turkey Day Edition

2009-11-26T08:14:00.001-08:00

We are going to try something different on this Turkey Day 2009. Along with picking my usual NBA Game, I am also going to pick all three NFL football games. Here we go. I am also going to leave out the "basis" section of my picks, so you'll just have to trust me people. Current record is 6-3-1.

NFL:

Green Bay -12 @ Detroit

Oakland/Dallas > 40

New York Football Giants -6 @ Denver

NBA:

Orlando +3.5 @ Atlanta

Happy Turkey Day to all. I am thankful for The Rockets, The Noles, Family and Friends, and, of course, all loyal followers and supporters of The Chuck Wagon. God Bless.

Running Turkey Day Updates:

Green Bay got it done with the help of Matthew Stafford's 4 picks. Pick of the Day Record: 7-3-1.

Oakland and Dallas didn't get it done. This is why I hate betting over/unders. 7-4-1.

Orlando did the work. Won the game outright in Atlanta. I watched some of the second half and it really wasn't a match. I really liked Orlando's bigs going against Atlanta's athleticism. 8-4-1.

New York Football Giants laid a stink bomb. Sorry about this one fellas. 8-5-1. Still a .500 day.

Pick of the Day

2009-11-25T06:59:00.000-08:00

Cleveland -5 @ Detroit

Basis: Detroit is just a bad team, to put it honestly. They are young. They are missing Teyshaun and Rip. It is a good thing that Shaq is not in to clog up the middle for the Cavs. This game scares me only because of the Palace at Auburn Hills. But, not enough to stay away from it. I like the Cavs to win this one down the stretch by anywhere from 9 to 21 points.

Thursday Morning Update: Didn't watch a second of the game but the outcome was within my range of prediction. Cleveland won by 10. You're welcome.

Pick of the Day Record: 6-3-1

Pick of the Day

2009-11-24T18:27:00.000-08:00

Toronto -5 vs. Indiana

Basis: Toronto is more talented all over the floor. I realize that Toronto last their last outing, but it was to a surging Magic team. Last time out, Indiana was beaten like Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania XVII by Charlotte. Toronto is playing at home in the friendly confines of the Air Canada Centre. I like Toronto to never really be challenged in this one and win by 12-18 points.

Tuesday Night Update: I was pretty much right on with this one. The game was never in doubt. The Raptors were in control the entire contest and strolled to an 11 point win.

Pick of the day Record: 5-3-1

Pick of the Day

2009-11-23T07:54:00.000-08:00

Sacramento +5.5 @ Mephis

Basis: Just trust me.

Tuesday Morning Update: Sorry.

Pick of the Day Record: 4-3-1

King Solomon's Mind

2009-11-22T14:24:00.000-08:00

Jerome Solomon is an ignorant sports writer. This much we know for certain. He wrote one of the most asinine pieces of shit that I have ever read, and to be honest with you, I am embarrassed that a Houston newspaper would run the story. It embarrassed my city. I have attempted to find a biography to see this man's background, but could not come up with one. Anyone who did not read said piece of shit probably shouldn't waste their time. Here is the link anyway:

http://blogs.chron.com/jeromesolomon/2009/11/the_james_brown_rockets_play_h.html

Really bad piece pretty much belittling every thing that the Rockets have accomplished this year. He obviously doesn't understand basketball and the fact that he gets paid to write this crap about my Rockets is unforgivable. I urge all loyal followers of the Chuck Wagon to take action. He is taking shots at this web site's name sake. We cannot let this aggression stand. We cannot allow him to get away with this behavior. I have already placed calls into the Chronicle asking for his immediate termination, but just me complaining won't make anything happen. Send the Chronicle a letter, call them, and even go down to the physical location and make your voices be heard.

Physical Address:

801 Texas Avenue

For mail:

The Houston Chronicle

P.O. Box 4260

Houston, TX 77210-4260

Phone:

713.362.7171 (office)

713.362.3575 (fax)

We must attack this problem and eliminate Solomon before it gets any worse. This man must go.

On another note: my two teams, The Rockets and The Noles, cause more heart attacks for their fans than any other teams. It's a fact. I had 7 heart attacks yesterday. All I want for Christmas is one blow out. Just one time, I want to be able to relax and just enjoy a game simply because it is sport. Just once. I don't think that is too much to ask.

I want to give some big time props to EJ Manual for not getting down on himself after his 3 picks (2 of which were not his fault) and leading us down the field to win the game at the end. He had a little Vince Young in him in that last drive. I would like to see him put more zip on his ball, which I know he has, but he seems to try to throw the finesse ball every time. I am really happy to see us send Mickey out of the Doak with a win. It's going to be a really big challenge next week in the Swamp. For us to win, the perfect storm will have to occur. Jams, If you're out there, we will try to beat them up for you some before the SEC title game.

The Rockets had a workmanlike victory over the Kings last night to improve to 8-6 on this young season. We have a challenging week ahead with the other 2 Texas teams coming down to Toyota. It would make a huge statement if we could get both games. I am really tired and I need a nap, so I am not going to get into the reasons why we lost in Atlanta and won last night. Sorry fans. I will make it up to you at some point.

I want to emphasize how imperative it is that we all work to get Jerome Solomon fired. He doesn't deserve to have the privilege to follow our Houston Franchises. It's just not right. Please help the cause. The Dos really appreciates it.

Go Noles.

Go Rockets.

I am the Man.

Happy Sunday.

God Bless.

The Dos Wagon.

Pick of the Day

2009-11-22T08:58:00.000-08:00

New Orleans +9.5 @ Miami

Basis: I am a big believer in double digit, or near double digit, underdoggs when betting the NBA. New Orleans has been playing better as of late even with out the services of Chris Paul, and Miami has been struggling. I like the Hornets to keep this game close throughout.

Sunday Night Update: New Orleans fell back early in the second half but stormed to take a late lead with excellent 3 point shooting. They ended up losing by 1, but covered with the points.

Pick of the Day Record: 4-2-1

Pick of the Day

2009-11-21T15:03:00.001-08:00

New Jersey -1.5 vs. New York

Basis: This game is pretty much a toss up, and after last night's debacle I don't really feel like diving in to research. Anyway, look for New Jersey to play inspired ball in this one and beat their cross town rivals to get their first victory of the year. New Jersey has some young talent, but have struggled with some injuries so far in this young season. Lawrence Frank is a decent coach who can win in this league. They just have to put a full game together, and I like them to do that tonight against the Knicks.

Saturday Update: Loyal followers of The Wagon- I failed you. I made a very rushed decision this morning with the pick of the day. New Jersey lost 98-91 and remains 0-fortheseason. I didn't watch any of the game so I have no comment on why I lost this pick. I really did not have my mind right and I explained when I made my pick that I did not do my research- I just went off my gut. I apologize for the losing pick. Check back tomorrow for Sunday's pick of the day.

Pick of the Day Record: 3-2-1

Pick of the Day

2009-11-20T19:40:00.000-08:00

Houston +7 @ Atlanta

Basis: I absolutely refuse to bet Florida State games, but I will, on occasion, bet Rockets games- and I will only bet for them, never against them. I do this about 10 times a year and I have been quite successful. Anyway, I just really believe that we will make a statement tonight. It's not too often that you get a chance for a big statement game this early in the year, and I like us to take advantage. I would advise to take the money line, but given our inability to play well in close games in the 4th so far this year, I would just take the points.

Late Friday Update: Wow. What a perfect pick. And my prediction of not betting the money line because of our inability to play a close game was right on the money. We, of course, had a 5 point lead and start standing around on the offensive end and give up a 17-2 run before we decide to start attacking again. Really a tough loss. I am very, very upset right now. So frustrated. We are in trouble tomorrow. Pick of the day tomorrow may very well be Sacramento but I can't give that because it is against the Rockets. I have so many thoughts about the Rocks right now, but I will save those for another day. To steal one from Denny Green- "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!" They really were. We are better than they are. We really are a top 5 team in the league. But, you aren't a top tier team in everyone's eyes, or more importantly the record's eyes, until you can win close games. We have made beautiful strides all year, but the big stride is winning close games. This was the 4th time this year where we have struggled in a close 4th quarter. We HAVE to come ready tomorrow or we will get beat. Go Rockets. We lost 105-103

Pick of the Day Record: 3-1-1

Respect

2009-11-19T13:05:00.000-08:00

The following excerpt is from a writer for a Minneapolis paper:

These current Rockets are a paradox. Because they share the ball, because they hustle and play committed defense, (not to mention that they easily fit the mold of scrappy, un-famous underdogs) they are beloved by "play the right way" purists. But because they feature a quirky, non-traditional lineup full of oddly shaped, idiosyncratically talented players, whose skills align only tangentially with the traditional but tired box-score statistics (their starting center is 6'6"; possibly their most famous current player has become known as "no-stats all-star"), and because they run the floor and shoot threes with abandon, they are also at the vanguard of everything new and weird and great about the current NBA.

The Rockets are somehow both conservative and radical.Actually, in many ways their conservatism is their radicalism. Because they share the ball, they're frequently called "unselfish," a favorite "right-way" buzzword. But, even in the NBA, selfishness is not the monster its made out to be. The problem is trust. Players have learned--because of the cutthroat world of elite youth basketball, because the league's salary system heavily favors dominant scorers, because they are all so phenomenally talented--not to trust their teammates, to trust only their own skills.

But for whatever reason, perhaps because none of their current team has ever been an NBA star, Houston's players know that if they all give up a little control, to trust each other to move the ball to the right spot at the right time, they'll all get better chances to score. The upshot of this is that, when they're at the best, they move the ball more creatively and dynamically than almost any team in the league. And this really appeals to aesthetes like me, who care more about the game being beautiful and amazing than just about anything else. So its this reliance on certain classic 'fundamentals'--'unselfishly' moving the ball, for instance--that has made this ragtag bunch unique and entertaining in a totally non-traditional way.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/11/wolves_methodic.php

Pick of the Day

2009-11-19T12:46:00.000-08:00

Utah +5 @ San Antonio

Basis: Both teams played back-to-backs last night. Utah pulled away at the end of their game and San Antonio got beat in overtime. Look for Utah to have a few more legs in them tonight. Deron Williams is fully healthy for the Jazz- look for him to have a big outing with the Spurs missing both Tony Parker and Manu Ginobli. I would almost say bet Utah money line, but, it is in San Antonio so just take the points.

Late Thursday Update: My pick was pretty flawless tonight. I didn't watch a second because of a family dinner that I was forced to go to. By the way- if I was in a city where I had distant family that I've never really met, I would never have the audacity to ask to go to dinner- much less a place to stay. I mean come on- is that necessary? Anyway, I picked a winner. I am starting to feel more comfortable. Look for tomorrow's pick and I will give you a hint- you might see the Rockets show up for the first time in this new segment of the Chuck Wagon- maybe even a money line bet. Stay tuned.

Pick of the Day Record: 2-1-1

The Wagon's Stat Line Last Night

2009-11-19T06:20:00.000-08:00

11 Points
10 Rebounds
4 Steals
4 Charges Taken
0 Turnovers

The Rockets were +19 points when he was on the floor.

Now, that is value people. The Wagon is rollin' on down the trail.

Pick of the Day

2009-11-18T12:26:00.001-08:00

Toronto +9 @ Utah

Wednesday Night Update: I lost this bet. 14-0 runs in the 4th quarter don't help. Toronto lost 105-91.

Pick of the Day Record: 1-1-1

Quick Hitter

2009-11-18T08:07:00.001-08:00

Just stood around in the 4th quarter. ABSOLUTLY RIDICULOUS. We better learn that we cannot just stand around in the half court without Tracy McGrady. We have to keep running. And we can’t because Brooks has been playing an enormous amount of minutes lately and it seems that his legs are feeling the effects. Just a PATHETIC effort in the 4th quarter. Stopped rotating on the defensive side of the floor and stood around waiting for SOMEONE ELSE to make a play instead of playing as a unit on the offensive side. Landry played well in the 4th but that is about it. We better take this as a reality check and realize that we aren’t good enough to get by with 3 quarters of good ball and then mail it in during the 4th. Really frustrating and I am extremely upset about the way we got after it in the final period. This game, the first Laker game, and the Dallas game illustrate why we HAVE to have a healthy and motivated team-first Tracy McGrady back. Trevor Ariza is a FABULOUS defensive player- really really good- but WOW he is limited on the offensive end. He can shoot the open 3 but he has a HORRIBLE handle and takes it up like a little girl along with atrocious footwork. It is truly unbelievable how he shies away from contact. I about threw the remote through the television numerous times last night after he beat his man of the first dribble, had a path to the lane, and stops and pulls out because he doesn’t want contact. And, when he does go to the lane he falls back and can’t finish at all. I MEAN COME ON! You have great jumping ability- freaking use it. Unbelievable. He also got away with at least 4 traveling calls. Scola needs to get his act together. Kyle Lowry needs to find a way to get his shots to fall. Budinger needs to play more. Chuck Hayes is fine. Brooks is fine- but we need KLow7 to be able to score with some consistency so Brooks can get a few more breathers. Andersen cannot rebound for the life of him- but I am giving him a pass because it was only his 10th NBA game ever. Battier needs to knock down his shots with more consistency. We look incredible at times on the defensive end with text book rotations, only to have mental lapses when it counts most. During the third, we finally got hot again, but it didn’t matter because of our unexplainable decision to stop rotating over and giving up numerous points in the paint. Overall, easily the most frustrated I have been this season. And this frustration came as a reality check. We sure are capable of looking like one of the top teams in the league at any moment but we got to learn consistency. We got to learn the killer instinct. Until we do this, we are going to struggle in close contests, it’s as simple as that. We have an opportunity to take this bad taste out of our mouths tonight against the Fighting Rambises. Thank Goodness for the NBA and quick turnarounds because I am losing it after that 4th quarter performance last night.

Praise be to Allah

Wednesday Update: I want to apologize to the Rockets, and especially Trevor Ariza. I just kind of lost it this morning. Last night was tough for me to swallow. I came to the office and my brother emailed asking what happened last night and the blog you see above was originally an email in response to him. I just lost it. I ask for forgiveness. Trevor Ariza is already one of my favorite Rockets- the dude plays hard. He gets after it. He doesn't make excuses. But, he does have parts of his game that do need to be worked on. I've been killing myself over this since I wrote the fired up words this morning. I sincerely apologize to all of Rocket Nation, the Rocket Team, and most importantly, the loyal followers of the Chuck Wagon. I used poor judgement. I expect to see a big game out of Ariza tonight. I can't wait to see us bounce back and get back on track. Go Rockets.

Pick of the Day

2009-11-17T14:59:00.000-08:00

Oklahoma City +7 @ Miami

Late Tuesday Update: My first winner in the Chuck Wagon Pick of the Day. I only saw a little of the first half, due to the Rockets game, and Oklahoma City looked pretty dominant. The final score also shows that Oklahoma City had the game under control the entire way through.

Pick of the Day Record: 1-0-1

Look for Wednesday pick prior to 5 o'clock CST.

2009-11-17T11:32:00.000-08:00

"At the time, it didn't make sense for me. The situation with Yao [Ming], not knowing when Tracy [McGrady] is coming back. My goal is to try to get with a team that's capable of winning a championship, not just to get back and play," Stackhouse told ESPN.com. "Looking back and seeing how hard those guys are playing, I could have been a help to them. They play hard, I'm really impressed."

It is pretty impressive when former all-stars are basically saying they regret not accepting a Rocket Training Camp Invite. It is beautiful to see players recognize how hard we play.

Pick of the Day

2009-11-16T11:47:00.001-08:00

Portland +4 @ Atlanta

Tuesday Morning Update: I pushed this bet. Portland held a nine point leading in the 4th quarter. It's amazing to me that they are such porous rebounders. They were totally out manned on the glass by a more aggressive Hawks team. Also, Rudy Fernandez hit a 3 at the buzzer to force overtime, so, if he had missed that I would have covered. That's the way the NBA works people. Look for a new pick out sometime today.

Pick of the Day Record: 0-0-1

2009-11-15T14:00:00.000-08:00

Loyal Followers of the Chuck Wagon:

Tonight we play the Lakers in Los Angeles. It is going to be a tough game. The loss to Sacramento was inexcusable. We just simply can't lose those kind of games. It is imperative that we beat the teams we should beat if we want to successfully march to the playoffs. If we lose tonight, then we are back at .500 with a very hot, and surprisingly solid, Phoenix team coming into Toyota on Tuesday. It would be really nice to get a win tonight somehow. We have got to stay afloat.

When Tracy comes back, it will be very interesting to see how he fits into our rotation. Who do we start? Do we bring Tracy off the bench? Would Tracy even be willing to come off the bench? If we decide to bring him off the bench, would he randomly decide that he needs another surgery? These are all legitimate and important questions to ask at this juncture. I personally don't believe that TMac buys into our team concept, heart, which is not a good sign. He has the potential to run this team into the ground, but I trust Rick Adelman to not let this happen. I believe that if he shows a me-first attitude that he will be traded sooner, rather than later.

My heart of hearts tells me that for some reason TMac is going to play hard, and I would personally like to see him come off the bench with the likes of Carl Landry, Kyle Lowry and David Andersen. Look at the possible lineup:

Starters: Arron Brooks at the point. Trevor Ariza at shooting guard. Shane Battier at small forward. Luis Scola at power forward. Chuck Hayes at Center.

First substitution line up: Arron Brooks at the point. Trevor Ariza at shooting guard. Tracy McGrady at small forward. Carl Landry at power forward. Chuck Hayes at center.

Midway through 2nd quarter line up: Kyle Lowry at the point. Chase Budinger at shooting guard. Tracy McGrady at small forward. Carl Landry at power forward. David Andersen at center.

This second quarter line up is a quality one. There would be ample amount of space created with athleticism all over the floor. It could be a really solid combination with Lowry and McGrady slashing and geting open 3's for Budinger and Andersen, while also creating open 15 footers for Carl Landry. The running game would also be ideal with this line up assuming McGrady is willing to push it.

The finishing the game line up: numerous possibilities. Some combination of Lowry and or Brooks if one of them is hot. 2 of TMac/Battier/Ariza/Budinger with Scola or Landry down low. Yes, in a tight game against a big team, Hayes would probably need to be in the game. But, the addition to McGrady, a competent creator of a score, changes our whole complexion late in games. Our offense would be less stagnant in the half court while we would still possess the ability to run.

Our defense is starting to worry me a little bit. We are just out sized. Don't mistake out sized with out manned. We are not out manned. We have the talent and skill set to play with anyone, it is just tough sometimes when our 5 players are at such a size disadvantage. We are having a lot of trouble rebounding the ball with any consistency. Against Sacramento we really struggled to clean up the glass and gave up numerous second chance points. Hayes struggled pretty good for the first time this year against a more athletic big man. But, I honestly don't know where to go from that. Do we stick Landry on a big athletic Center? I am not too sure. I would just prefer to stay with Hayes.

About Hayes....has anyone else noticed his improvement on the offensive end? He actually has developed some pretty decent post moves which is a beautiful sight to see. He still does sometimes pick the wrong times to attack though.

Overall, I think we will bounce back from this recent adversity and continue to improve. I am very anxious to see if McGrady can be a team-first guy that just wants to win. It may be wishful thinking, but I believe he will be a valuable addition to our squad. And, if for some reason he is not, then it is bye-bye Tracy.

Good luck tonight Rocks.

The Noles won yesterday. I was very interested in seeing EJ Manual in a prominent role. He passed the first test. We didn't open up the whole playbook, and ran solidly throughout, but he shows potential. He is so big and athletic that the imagination can come up with numerous scenarios of him excelling in Jimbo's dynamic offense. It was nice to see Ty Jones back in there at running back and have himself a good game. Jermain Thomas really has run hard the last few games, and the future looks bright with our current crop of tail backs. Recievers did a nice job. Fortson played his best game of the season and had the best tackle for our team on EJ's only mistake of the game.

The defense played well in spots, but there are still so many weaknesses. We really need to tackle better and get more pressure from the front 4. Our tackling is horrendously bad at times. It makes us look like a JV defense. But, once again, very excited to see who Jimbo brings in to run that side of the ball. The bright spot: we can't get any worse.

We play Maryland next week in Mickey's final game inside The Doak. It will be an emotional game and we are breaking in some new Nike Oregon-like uniforms with Black Helmets. I thought our school colors were Garnet and Gold? I hate all these uniform experiments. Let's just do away with all these white out/black out games and stick to tradition. Garnet tops with Gold bottoms at home- with the occasional All Garnet look, and White tops with Gold pants on the road- with the occasional White top and Garnet pants look.

In other news, my gambling skills have really hit a wall. I need to get back on the drawing board and climb myself out of this funk. I am going to start giving a pick-of-the-day in NBA games starting tomorrow. I am hoping that this will help my luck. When you gamble like us Sims' do, it's easy to see why Vegas is such a successful city. In the end, unless you are really really good, you are probably going to lose. I believe in my ability to pick sporting contests, and I am determined to gain my bank roll back and beat Vegas. I am not going to stop until I do.

I just ordered a new computer that I cannot afford, but I went ahead and did it anyway. 2 23' LCD monitors are going to make doing research for my blogs much easier, and you can expect more posts from The Bomb of Dos. This new computer is also going to be used to create the resurgence of The Iced Out Eskimoz. I have already spoken to Big Yeast and IceBurg Slim, and there will be a few studio sessions that go on over the Thanksgiving Holiday. If anything of substance comes from them other than drunken freestyles, I will be sure to post the product on here. It's the IOE. This purchase of a computer has for sure pushed my move out date from my parent's home to at least June of next year- possibly longer. If it was up to me, I would stay forever. I don't see why not. I don't bother my parents. I leave them alone and have my own space. I pretty much just come home from work- couch it- eat it- then sleep it. I don't see why I would need to leave- I'd just be back over here for any Rocket or Nole or sporting event of interest because I would never have as good a TV setup out on my own. We will see what happens. My Father hinted at me yesterday that it was time to move out- but I am convinced that he didn't mean it. I think my Mother put him up to it- shame on them. I am a gift. They should cherish the time they have me. I am the Dos for crying out loud.

Does anyone else feel lost on Sundays? I really don't know what to do with myself on these days. I watch and gamble football, but I always feel worthless doing it. I do not feel worthless on Saturdays watching college games, but I do on Sundays. I don't understand. Maybe it is because I don't really have a pro team to route for. I have never been able to get into the Texans, even though I try to year after year. I need to come up with some scheme to make money and do all of my work on Sundays. So, if anyone has any ideas, please pass them along. I am money-hungry.

In closing, I would like to say Go Rockets and Go Noles. Happy Sunday to all the loyal followers of the Chuck Wagon. Take care and God Bless.

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2009-11-13T10:18:00.000-08:00

I really thought that Violet Palmer had left the NBA to become the head of the Mountain West Conference Woman's Basketball Officiating or something similar...I'm afraid I was either completely mistaken, or she sucked at that job too- because she was officiating the Suns/Lakers game last night. Holy Santa Clause Shit.....I am not looking forward to the first game she calls for My Rockets.

Happy Weekend. Look to see a new piece up sometime Sunday.

The Life of Dos

2009-11-08T11:07:00.000-08:00

As I sit here, I am in pain.

I hurt. But hurt is what makes you stronger. Hurt makes you a better person. Hurt establishes your character. In a funny way, hurt is you. Hurt is the strongest emotion that an individual can feel. And it is imperative for you to hurt every now and again just to make sure you are still there. As Johnny Cash said, "I hurt myself today.....to see if I still feel."

Well people, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that I am hurting. I've been hurting. But, something inside of me, something deep down, tells me that this hurt is just the beginning of a healthy rejuvenation.

We lost last night. We got beat. We are most likely not going to go to a bowl. Bobby Bowden is still going to be here next year. There is a chance, although minute, that Christian Ponder will leave for the NFL. We will break in a new Defensive Coordinator next year. Doesn't sound so rosy, does it? Well, it sure as hell sounds rosy to me. We just need to get through the next 3 games, and start the rebuilding process. We are on the right track. I am pretty sure Jimbo Fisher has proven over the last few weeks that he deserves the keys to the program at the appropriate time, which I believe is now, but Bobby believes is at the end of next season. And, I am actually okay with this. We may struggle next year, but it sure would be awesome to send Bobby off after beating Florida at home. The program is heading in the right direction. I know this in my heart. I really do.

Once again, I am not going to get into X's and O's because it is irrelevant at this juncture as to why I believe we lost, but, I'd like to share a few quotes with the loyal followers of the Chuck Wagon that establish hope- establish credibility.

I would like to preface this quote by saying that becoming bowl eligible is NEVER, and I mean NEVER, an appropriate or acceptable goal. Never. Think about this for a second.....If your goal is to become bowl eligible, which occurs when you win 6 games, your goal is to have a .500 winning percentage. Your goal is to be average. Since when is it okay to be average? Why waste your breath if your goal is to be average. I am not okay with people saying that "well, at least we have a chance to play in a bowl". Bobby has already brought down most of his records at this point, what the hell difference does it make if we don't play in a bowl? He just loses one more record. My point is rather simple here. I don't want you to read too much into this. I just simply don't think that average should be acceptable and my goal for the rest of the season is to play hard, and to improve. And if that brings 2 more victories, then so be it. I will be happy to watch this team play in the EmeraldNuts Bowl on a baseball field. It would also be nice to get another month of work in preparing for the bowl, but it should never be a goal just to become bowl eligible.

Last night, Jimbo was asked what the motivation for the rest of the year is. He responded with:

"I hope pride and the wanting to win- if that doesn't motivate you, then you're in the wrong business."

This quote completely illustrates the difference in attitude towards winning between Jimbo and Old Bobby. Bobby would be perfectly content to just get bowl eligible, but not Jimbo. Sure, Jimbo would like to play in a bowl. But, he wants to improve. He is not okay with middle-of-the-road success. And, I am afraid to say it, but, Bobby seems okay with middle-of-the-road success.

Back in 2000, Bobby said that he would know it was time to go when we became a middle-of-the pack team. Well, we became one of these teams back in 2002. And he's still holding on for dear life. Look, I love Bobby Bowden. He is the single reason why I am a Seminole Booster, Alumni Association Member, and Season Ticket Holder. But, isn't enough enough? It's painful to see his legacy tarnish like this to the outside world. His legacy will never tarnish with the true Seminole faithful because we understand how important he has been to our program. He took a Woman's Teachers School and turned it into the greatest dynasty that college football has ever seen, and ever will see, from '87-'00. Bobby, we won't forget. We never will forget. Just hang 'em up though. It's time.

But, once again, my over-loyalty will force me to write a check for an amount that I cannot afford to the Florida State University this coming spring because of my love for this man. I want him to retire, but I will support him unwaveringly until he actually decides to.

Accountability. You have to have it to be successful. My Father told me a long time ago that there are 3 rules. He said you have to work hard, have integrity, and take responsibility for your actions. Think about that for a second. It's true. Almost all successful people in this world have these three attributes in their lives. Christian Ponder sure does.

"We had a chance to win the game and I didn't come through."

That is coming from a guy who has a rib contusion, sprained ankle, and now a separated shoulder. He takes accountability. This was the first game of the season that he actually played poorly and just like when we lost games that he played great in, he took accountability. It has been a pleasure to watch him grow into a great leader and probably the best quarterback in the country. Yes, I just said best quarterback in the country.

There are two positives that come from his separated shoulder. 1- he will probably stay for his senior year now, and not test the NFL. 2- we get to see what EJ Manual can do. We already know what Ponder can do, and we feel really good about next year with him back under center, but now we get to see the future. I am genuinely excited to see EJ in action the next few games. How great would it be for him to go into Gainsville and hand them their first loss of the season- on Tebow's senior day? Tebow is easily the most overrated athlete in the history of sports by the way. It would be beautiful. And yes, it is okay to dream.

Now, on a more happy note- let's talk about the Rockets.

Writing these words doesn't give it justice. If there is a more refreshing sight out there in the world than The Rockets, I haven't seen it. That's how I would describe this team at this juncture in the season- refreshing.

Re-fresh-ing (adjective): 1: having the power to restore freshness, vitality, energy, ect. 2: pleasingly fresh or different.

Synonyms: bracing, invigorating, stimulating, renewing, intoxicating, restorative, energizing.

This is the Rockets. It is what we are. We are heart. The way we play is energizing. It is intoxicating. It is stimulating. It is simply a beautiful sight to see. It's amazing to see the power that you can create when you have different parts working as one. I said at the beginning of the season that we were going to struggle at times. I predicted a 7th or 8th place finish in the Western Conference. I still believe we are going to struggle at times this year. It is inevitable. We may go on a few 4 or 5 game losing streaks. It will happen. But I've never been so sure of something in my life than what I am about to say. We will bounce back from adversity. It is our make up- it's in our DNA.

I don't see why we cant be the division winner and a 2 or 3 seed at this point. Even being as unbiased as I possibly can be, I don't see why this can't happen. I think it is pretty easy to see, for anyone who is an NBA fan, that the best team in Texas plays its home games at a place called Toyota Center that resides on Bell and LeBranch Street in Downtown Houston.

We have the hardest working guys in the NBA. It is simply a fact. We have a team that plays the game for the right reasons. We have the best defensive player in the league in Chuck Hayes. If he doesn't make the all-defensive team if he continues to play at a rate close to what he has been playing at, I may boycott the NBA for several years. He embodies the passion, the pride, the "want to" that our team is built on. I wouldn't trade him for anybody in the league, because it is impossible to find someone that has what he has. Look, I'm not crazy. I know we probably aren't going to win it all, but who knows. I can guarantee you this though- there isn't one team that would be happy playing us in the playoffs. Our style of play is simply refreshing. We won't back down and we are going to play with heart. And we want to win. Our players wear their hearts on their sleeves- and as long as this holds true- we will have a fighter's chance.

I have been pondering this thought the past couple of days- who is responsible for this team of "want to" guys? And, the answer is not Daryl Morey. It's not Les Alexander. It's not Rick Adelman or Elston Turner or Jack Sikma or TR Dunn.

It's Jeff Van Gundy. The Legend himself. My favorite coach of all time.

He was a no bullshit guy to put it simply. He took shit teams to the playoffs. I mean seriously, go look at our roster in '05. TMac and Yao, then who? Ryan Bowen? Keith Bogans? David Wesly? Stromile Swift? He believed in hard work. He laid the foundation. He signed Hayes to that 10 Day contract. He believed in Hayes. And with that signing of Hayes, he forever changed the foundation of our squad. He wouldn't put up with players that had attitude issues- ie. Stro Swift and Bonzi Wells. There is no way he could have coached last years team with Ron Artest. I am convinced Ron would have been told to stay away- which wouldn't have ever occurred because he would have never given the "ok" to trade for him. This is where Adelman comes in to play. Adelman can coach these guys. There isn't a coach in the world that I would rather have than Rick Adelman with this squad. You are seeing his basketball brilliance this year. He's coaching players up that would be sitting in suits on other squads in the NBA. I love Rick Adelman, but, I love Jeff Van Gundy for laying that foundation that Rick has come in and run with.

Listen people, there are going to be struggles within this 82 game march to the playoffs. It's going to happen. But we have the skill set, and the mind set that allows you to overcome these struggles and come out a better ball club. I've never believed in something as strongly as I believe in these Rockets. I tear up when I think about them. I cried after we lost that game to the Lakers- but you know what- I know we are going to learn from that. That is the make up of this team. You hit a rocky stretch in the 4th quarter because we stopped playing our game- and it won't happen again. We will continue to push the ball- continue to get after it at 100 mph- continue to improve. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

I also don't know how to take this whole "Chuck Hayes is becoming the most popular Rocket" thing. I don't know whether to get upset or embrace it. Chuck Hayes is MY guy, and he's been my guy for a long time now. I was the guy wearing his jersey to games and people would talk shit after a missed layup or a turn over. And I would take this personally. I wouldn't say anything back except "just wait". Well people, I think the wait is over. And it is completely bitter-sweet for me. I've longed for the day that Chuck Hayes received the respect that he so well deserves. But, I didn't expect to be upset about it. I hear people say things like "Chuck is the key to our team", "we can't be successful without Chuck", "Did you see how hard Chuck played tonight?"- all comments by people who said in the off season that we were screwed because Chuck Hayes was going to be our starting center. Really rubs me the wrong way. Did you not notice that Chuck plays harder than any player in the league on a nightly basis- and it's been happening for 5 years now? Did you not notice how Chuck was the key to us taking the Lakers to a Game 7 last year? Did you forget that he shut down Bynum last year in the playoffs? Did you forget that the reason we got off to a slow start in Game 7 was because we were picking our poison and stuck Chuck on Gasol to start the game- and what happened- Bynum started of hot? Did you not notice all these things? It would be one thing to share this guy with people who genuinely cared and respected what he has done- it's a completely other thing when people that hated him- resented him- didn't believe in him- for the past 5 years to finally jump on the band wagon- pun intended. I don't know. Maybe I am overreacting. I guess my love for this man just runs deeper than the love most people know. On a happier note, this stretch of play by him almost guarantees that he will be resigned and a Rocket for life- which is once again refreshing. He is too valuable to our Organization to let go.

I want to wish everyone a happy Sunday. God Bless.

Dos

2009-11-06T13:57:00.000-08:00

Mickey.

2009-11-03T08:52:00.001-08:00

Mickey Andrews is expected to announce his retirement, effective at the end of the season, this afternoon. I want to thank Mickey on behalf of all Noles for his 26 years of loyal and passionate service to the University. Florida State would not be what it is today without the man. Who knows what the early part of this decade would have looked like if we had an offense that was anywhere as good as our defense. It's a shame that now that the offense is clicking, the defense has faltered. Us Noles will always be indebted to Coach Andrews, and I wish him nothing but the best in his life after football.

Former FSU Cornerback Corey Fuller had this to say about Coach Andrews:

"Without him contributing as many years as he did, there wouldn't be a Florida State, there wouldn't be a Deion Sanders, Corey Fuller, Terrell Buckley, all the guys that came through, Samari Rolle. We were good players coming out of high school but he got the most out of our talent."

I hope that one day a statue will be put up in honor of Coach Andrews or the Indoor Practice Facility will bear his name. We owe him something of great significance for his diligence and passion for the Florida State University and all the players that played under his tutelage.

Thank you Coach Andrews. You will be missed. You are a true legend in the eyes of the Nole Faithful.

My Life

2009-11-01T11:23:00.000-08:00

"I know that the personell in this locker room isn't overwhelming, but how hard we play is."

-Chuck Hayes

This quote embodies the reason for my living. I know everyone knows that I love the Rockets, but in reality, they don't know. My love runs deeper than the "love" everyone else understands and knows. My love is my life. I would honestly take a bullett for any Rocket. Any Rocket. I would allow my life to be taken if it meant that the City of Houston could enjoy another Rocket World Championship. It's a passion that few in this world have the blessesed opportunity to experience.

Then, there are the Noles. Wow. The love runs even deeper. Besides my family and immidiate friends, there is nothing of greater importance in my life. My life may seem boring. It may seem stagnant. It may seem that it has no fun. But, you are wrong. My life is full. My life is complete. The feeling I get from watching us drive down the field and score with 1 minute and 30 seconds left after trailing by 4 points is all I need. It is a much greater feeling than anyone could imagine. It is difficult for others to understand, and I understand this.

An individual must have courage to feel the way I do about the Rockets and the Noles. It is a commitment. It is a lifestyle. It means ditching those around you that care most about you on a Friday or Saturday night to watch a sporting event. In the end, though, it is these people that understand you most. It is these people that respect what you stand for the most. Respect is all we have.

I truely believe in this quote: "We can't run from what we are. Our destiny chooses us."

The Rockets and the Noles chose me.

It is my personal belief that I was put on this earth for 2 things: to be a Nole fan and to be a Rocket fan. These two things are my priority. It is what I have. It is what will always be. They will never go away.

These two things cause heartache. They cause sadness. They cause confusion. They cause happiness. They cause belief. They cause dreaming. They cause greatness.

The Rockets and the Noles are more pure than anything else in this world. They do it all. Every single emotion you could possibly feel are embodied by the Rocket Organization and the Florida State University.

Don't get me wrong- I am a family and friend first guy. If one of my brothers, or one of my best friends needed ANYTHING, that would take precident over the Noles or the Rockets. But, after that, the Rockets and the Noles are all I have. They are me. They are the most pure thing in my life.

The Rocket's roster is an oxymoron. Saying "the NBA player Chuck Hayes" is an oxymoron. It doesn't make sense. Jerome Solomen (a Houston Chronicle writer) said the other day that if "Brian Cook and Chuck Hayes are in your starting lineup, it's either preseason or your team stinks". I took this personally. It hurt my inside. It cut me deep. It makes me sick that someone who follows our city's sports franchises and gets paid to be an "expert" comes out and says something so damning and ignorant about one of OUR guys. The Wagon is the butt of many jokes, and he NEVER lets it affect his play. He is the underdogg. The definition of the underdogg. And he doesn't shy away. He plays with his heart. And I'm sorry to say this Jerome, but it is these players that make teams great, not stink. It is players like Chuck that make sports pure. I wouldn't trade Chuck Hayes for any great four or five man- Dwight, Pau, LaMarcus, Dirk, ect.- because they couldn't hold Chuck's jockstrap when it comes to value for THIS team. We are going to hit stretches where the going gets tough. But I promise you that we won't back down. We will wear our hearts on our sleeves and fight. There is no quit in this team.

I may be getting over-emotional about this. After all, it is only the 3rd game of the season. But I feel it. I commited to this team and this commitment doesn't break for anybody. The Rockets and the Noles are what's great in my life. They are what makes me happy. And, if you have a problem understanding this, or if this love pisses you off then you are just jealous. I am truely blessed to have this purity in my life. I don't need anything else other than the Rocks, the Noles, Family and close friends.

I know I have not gotten into X's and O's about yesterday's victorious games, and I'm not going to. The metaphore that is yesterday, is much deeper. Yesterday made me truely greatful for what I have. I know it sounds weird, but it's true.

In closing, I want to say how excited I am for the Noles to be going to Death Valley next weekend to take on the Clemson Tigers in a prime time game. Our defense may not be up to snuff, but we will play hard. And all true Nole fans out there will follow this team, believe in this team, and want this team to suceed. Success is only achieved when everyone involved is commited. I am calling out all Noles to stand behind this team. It will be worth it in the end. I know we are just 4-4, but it is imperative that we stand our ground and give it everything we have as fans.

I would also like to express my excitement to having 79 more Rocket's games. We play in Utah tomorrow and against the Lakers on Wednesday. That is a Portland-Oakland-Portland-Mormon-Laker start to the season. Thank you for throwing us a bone NBA. Before tipoff of our first game at Portland, I said to myself that a 1-4 start to this opening stretch would be okay. But, after watching our team play, I readjusted my thoughts. Why not go 4-1? Who am I to set expectations on this team? I am in no position to do such a thing. Why can't we go all the way and win another Championship with our current roster? Why can't Tracy come back and be the player we all know he can be? Why can't Yao make miracles happen and come back at the end of the year for the playoff push? It was completly irresponsible for me to make expectations. There is no reason why these things can't happen. This is the greatness that this team instills in people. It is the greatness of sport. I truely believe we are going to win it all. The Rocket's propaganda has worked on me.

On another note, Snoop Dogg's new album "Malice in Wonderland" hits shelves on December 8th. Alicia Key's new album hits shelves the following week on December 15th. I hope everyone had a great Halloween. I am truely blessed.

Peace and God Bless,

Dos

2009-10-23T09:52:00.000-07:00

Look for a full write up of the wonderful comeback by the Noles sometime Sunday. I plan on playing golf in the morning and then getting a personal cooler of Sam Adams and Miller Genuine Draft and writing about the game. Great win last night Noles. I needed it.

Noles

2009-10-22T14:59:00.000-07:00

I know I have been bad. I am sorry loyal followers of the Wagon. I take full responsibility in my displays of irresponsibility. Please forgive me. Tonight. We. Play. UNC. Tonight. We. Beat. UNC. Get it done men. Prove to everyone that we are on the right track.

Key match up: easily our offensive line against their front seven. They are really talented. North Carolina's offense is so crappy that our defense may have a shot to look decent. Problem is we are so banged up on that side of the ball....wait a second......that means we will be playing young players that might actually look like they know how to play football. This could actually help. Anyway, if our defense doesn't let TJ Yates look like Joe Montana and our offensive line can simply hold its own then I like our chances.

Prediction: Pain.......

Real Prediction: Noles- 31 Heels- 20

You heard it here first. Go Noles!

Now and Forever.

Commitment.

Never Breaks.

For Anyone.

Simply,
Dos

It's Fredo week

2009-10-19T18:01:00.001-07:00

Bring on Troy

2009-10-16T10:52:00.000-07:00

Irish Pie

2009-10-16T08:40:00.000-07:00

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember How this weekend used to make me smile.
And I knew we always had a chance
With Lou pulling grass crouched in his stance
But, Davie and Ty put winning out of style.
And February made me shiver
No recruits did Ty deliver.
All of Kevin White’s missteps, I was scared of who he’d hire next.
I can’t remember if I cried When I read about Weis and all his pride,
But I have a feeling deep inside
This day ND will rise.

So bye-bye, You USC guys.
No more OJ no more AD,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”

Forget all about Reggie’s shove,
Jimmy’ s passes rained touchdowns from above,
As Golden kept running the “Go”
ND believes in rock n roll,
SC has Snoop but not any soul,
But our grass is deep and the field is real slow

Well, I know the media’s in love with Tim
`cant take Aspirin for his headache cause that’s a sin.
But when Saturday is through.
Other Heisman contenders can sing the blues.

He was a lonely teenage broncin buck
Arrived in a limo not a pickup truck,
But the world will know Jimmy does not suck
The day the Irish rise.

I started singin, Bye-bye, You USC guys.
No more Reggie or Matt Leinhart,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
Now for 10 years we have been owned
They mock “Charlie is fat”And Holtz sounds “shtoned”,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the Rocket was king and our D was mean,
Didn’t matter if we wore blue or green
We were always top 5 in the AP,
Oh, but while Lou was looking down,
The Monkster stole our football crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
Joe Moore had been spurned.
“Its Gruden!” provided a little spark,
But Lou still has to listen to Mark,
But its time for us to come out of the dark
This day the Irish rise.

So bye-bye, You USC guys.
Carson palmer is a Bengal,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”

Our talent is better Charlie looks a little svelter.
Since he doesn’t recruit from golf rain shelters,
All the despair is in the past.
No holding flags will fall on our grass.
They will recall we invented the forward pass,
Even with Mike Floyd on the sidelines in a cast.
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
Till the SC band played that awful tune.
Pete Carroll was set to dance,
Oh, but he never got the chance!
`cause his players tried to take the field;
Our marching band refused to yield.
All will recall what was revealed
The day the Irish rise

So bye-bye, You USC guys.
No more OJ no more AD,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”

The stadium was one rockin’ place,
A generation no longer disgraced
With no time on the clock ‘We win!”.
So come on: Tate was nimble, Tate was quick!
Don’t need Jumbotrons or Thundersticks
Glory has come back to South bend.

Oh, and as I watched Theisman on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
“ We are mad as hell!”
“Let’s break Pete Carroll’s spell.”
And as grotto flames climbed high into the night
Prayers were answered.
The world was right,
Sorry SC fans not tonight
Today the Irish rise

So bye-bye, You USC guys.
No more OJ no more AD,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”

I met a Song Girl who looked down and blue I laughed at her, puked on her shoes,
She just sighed and turned away.
I went down to the Hammes bookstore
Where I bought the same stuff Id bought before,
But the man there said today no one has to pay.
And in the streets: drunk fans screamed,
The Gay horse cried,
Mark may was steamed.
But not a word was spoken;
Until Officer Tim McCarthy was done jokin’.
And the three TDs we admired most:
Came from Jimmy to Golden on a post,
SC caught the last train for the coast
This day the Irish rise.

So bye-bye, You USC guys.
No more OJ no more AD,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”

So bye-bye, You USC guys.
No more OJ no more AD,
It’s our turn to fly
And Cash and Jvan will drink Ritas and cry
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”
“Maybe Charlie can be the guy”

From Feigen's Blog on Chron

2009-10-16T07:15:00.000-07:00

Rick Adelman mentioned the obvious names and praised their play. You can easily fill in the blanks.

The key, he said, was someone else.

Take a guess. Don't skip down a paragraph. If you saw the game, the highlights, the box score, the game story or the notes, take a guess.

Nope.

It's Chuck Hayes.

"The biggest guy was Chuck," Adelman said. "I put Chuck in the game in the third quarter to guard Bosh and he's our best defender, not only guarding Bosh, but suddenly the pick-and-rolls were not going so easily for them. He's such a tough guy for us, when we don't have him in the game, our defense isn't half as good."

Bosh had 13 points in 16 minutes when Hayes came in the game. In the nine minutes they shared the floor, Bosh did not score.

In Hayes' 10 minutes on the court, the Raptors made 7 of 23 shots (30.4 percent.) The rest of the game, they made 38 of 67 (56.7 percent).

RESPECT THE WAGON!!!!! I love this man. And I love that other people are starting to love him. It has been long overdue. Keep doing what you do, Chuck.

I Predict the Noles Don't Lose This Weekend

2009-10-15T13:41:00.001-07:00

Pretty cool picture of BJ Ward from a couple years ago in the Orange Bowl. Anyway, I am making a bold prediction and saying the Noles will not lose this weekend! You heard it here first.

The # that's the lonliest number since the # one.

Coney Man

2009-10-15T11:17:00.001-07:00

BEFORE
AFTER

I have had this exact meal 7 times in the last 14 work days. Obviously, Brain Fantana was lying. It's really 50% of the time, I eat it everytime.

Rockets vs. Raptors. Tonight. 6 PM. Don't miss it.

The Dos is Back

2009-10-14T14:35:00.000-07:00

All Loyal Followers of The Chuck Wagon-

Sorry I have been gone for a few days. Don't worry. I haven't gone anywhere. I wanted to post this article from Fanhouse.com that previews this year's ball club. I actually thought it was pretty good. So if you are interested: http://nba.fanhouse.com/2009/10/13/fanhouse-preview-rockets/#cont. Hope all is well for all Wagoners and I look forward to talking to you soon. It is a beautiful thing not having the stress hanging over all week cause by an upcoming Nole game. Thankfully this weekend is Nole free. We take the field again a week from tomorrow in Chappel Hill. UNC is going down. Until next time,

Dos Work

Finally.....The Dos....Has Come Back....

2009-10-11T18:21:00.000-07:00

To Toyota Center!

I will make my glorious return to my sanctuary to pray tomorrow night. I love thy Rockets.

I want to wish an injury free season to you guys.

We will be behind you through thick and thin.

Rocket Nation Unite.

This sums it up.....

2009-10-10T22:30:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SW_sNYTwfg

Ms. Alicia Keys singing about how we used to have it all. We used to have it all. And, I'll be God Damned if I am not around to see us have it all again. Go Noles.

Now and Forever,

Dos

In Honor of our Namesake

2009-10-09T07:02:00.001-07:00

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bk/bkn/6659394.html

Thank you for all you do Chuck.

Easily my favorite basketball player of all time.

2009-10-09T06:16:00.001-07:00

President O'BAMa has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for his 'extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples'. Who's the kid here? The editor who let that out is GARBAGE! Where are we at in society? Makes me want to puke. That's all I got to say.

On another note, why isn't Major League Baseball officiated by computers? It makes perfect sense. You have a computer that calls balls and strikes by a universal strike zone. You have a computer that calls safe or out on plays that occur on the bases. And, you have a computer that calls home runs or foul balls on plays in question. You also have a pitching machine set up behind the catcher that shoots balls to the pitcher when he yells "HEY"- kind of like the clapper. This is for the pitcher getting a new ball that isn't scuffed up. It's that simple. You couldn't do this is basketball or football because it's all objective in those real sports. Anyway, just a thought. Have a great Friday.

The Dos is Out

2009-10-07T19:15:00.000-07:00

Talent is no substitute for heart.

Do or do not. There is no "try".

Something that Angers The Dos

2009-10-07T09:27:00.000-07:00

When you receive an email and the sender says something like "Thanks Scott!!"

Why is the "!!" necessary? You don't really care to thank me. It is a meaningless gesture that just pisses me off. It's like one of those times when you are upset about something and you want to talk about it to someone, and they in turn act concerned, but they really aren't. I am pretty confident that was a run on sentence by the way. It infuriates me. Just say "Thanks" or, even better, don't waste you time thanking at all.

Dos

Rocks.....

2009-10-07T09:13:00.001-07:00

Very pleased with the start last night. I am going to wait 3 or 4 preseason games to give a rundown of my thoughts. Good win last night. Got another good test tonight with the Celtics.

(75-77) * -1 = 2

2009-10-06T15:53:00.001-07:00

Dang. It feels good to be back in my Chuck Jersey.

Go Rocks

This Pretty Much Sums It Up For The Dos

2009-10-05T11:17:00.000-07:00

"I love Bobby Bowden, but I tell you what, I love FSU more."

-The chairman of the Florida State University trustees Jim Smith

"I want what they want...."

2009-10-04T10:36:00.000-07:00

Where to begin? The picture above kind of sums up the problems. I am not going to blog about too many X's and O's here. The problems run much deeper than X's and O's. BigHug LittleKiss. Littlekiss HugHug LittleKiss. I love Nacho. Anyway, here are a few stats that have me terrified:

-FSU has successfully developed the worst start to a season since 1983 (2-3)

-FSU is 0-2 in Conference play for the first time ever

-FSU has compiled a 4-6 record against Division 1 teams in it's last 10 games against Division 1 opponents

-FSU lost 9 total games from the 92 season thru the 99 season with only 2 losses coming in ACC play

-FSU's defense gave up 12 completions for 203 yards yesterday and 8 completions for 215 yards last week against South Florida

-Boston College had only 54 yards of total offense two weeks ago at Clemson

There have been reports that there have been fights between two certain coaches- one occurring on the air plane ride from Tallahassee to Boston. This is simply embarrassing and it sets the tone for our players. How are the players supposed to play for coaches that fight with each other for everyone to see? This attitude and dissension amongst our staff (quite possibly the worst staff in the ACC-primarily caused by the defensive staff) is rubbing off on our players. When you have a head coach that just laughs after losing to USF, (and also supposedly didn't even address the players before the game) you got to think that there are major issues going on. The head coach's attitude will wear off on to the team. There isn't anger on the faces of players. They don't seem to care about losing. It is imperative in athletics for players to hate to lose more than they like to win, and this team just doesn't seem to care if they lose, if they embarrass the fans, or if they just simply look like a crappy product. The only two players that I can tell that are visibly pissed off are Jacoby McDaniel and Greg Reid- both true freshman. Nigel Carr is also visibly into it. He hardly plays, but he busts his butt on the sideline trying to help this team anyway he can. It has to be on players like this to turn this attitude and dissension around- a tall order for 18 year old players. It is time for Bobby to set a concrete date on when he will step down. It is hurting recruiting. How can you be sure that coaches are doing their best when they don't know if they will have a spot on Jimbo's staff? You can't. There is no telling what Chuck Amato is doing on the road. For all I know, he could be negatively recruiting against his own school. The date must be named. And now on to Jimbo... I am not convinced he is the man for the job- maybe we should just buy him out to the tune of 5 million and hire from the outside. But, we will not know this until we give him a chance. He talks about how he needs to change the culture of the program. He talks about how we have to build our own identity- and not try to create the identity of the dynasty years. These are both valid points, but how in the world is he expected to do this when he has no say about the staff. Something has to change. I really wish that our Athletic Director would ask me what I want. The conversation would go something along the lines of what John Rambo said to Colonial Trautman at the end of Rambo First Blood: Part II-

Colonial Spetmen: The war, the whole conflict (the war within Florida State Football) may be wrong, but dammit, don't hate your country for it (don't turn your back on this team).

Dos: Hate? I'd die for it. (I would do anything for the Noles)

Colonial Spetmen: Then what is it you want?

Dos: I want.......what they want (fans and boosters)......and everybody else who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had (players).....WANTS......For our country (university administrators and coaches) to love us.......as much is we love it (Noles). That's......what I want.

That is how I feel. I would do anything, and will continue to do anything I can to support these guys, but we need changes. We need steps taken to show us that we are trying to win. I give more money than I can conceivably afford to give to this university as a booster. I give money to the alumni association and I am not even an alumnus. I have season tickets. All expenses that I should not have, but I have them because I have to have them. This team is my lifeline. It is the best thing in my life. And I won't turn my back.

Colonial Spetmen: How are you going to live Dos?

Dos: Day by Day

I will never leave. It just won't happen. We could go 2-10 this year and I'd be back. You don't just leave, or quit, when things get tough. But, I can't do it alone. I can't make the necessary changes. That duty falls on the men at the top. Colonial Spetmen and T.K. Wetherall need to make these decisions. Change needs to happen. Now, make it happen. (that transcript from Rambo is easily a top 10 scene in the motion picture history of Sly Stallone, which places it easily within the top 12 moments in overall motion picture history).

I'm not going to go in to why I think we lost the game. We need to look ourselves in the mirror and decide that we aren't going to give. We need the players to decide that they aren't going to settle for middle of the pack success. These are the first steps that must be taken. And, it must start next Saturday night when Georgia Tech comes to town. I really hope that fans show up and still support the players, even if you don't support the people in charge. They need us behind them.

All of this has me thinking.....I am from the old school. I love smash mouth football. I want my team to hurt the other team. I want my team to take the heart from the other team. I want my team to have an advantage before even stepping on the football field- both a schematic advantage and a confidence advantage. Florida State used to have this. Now, I am just envious of the programs that have this. I envy Alabama, I envy Florida. I envy these teams because they aren't scared. They aren't going to be under prepared. They are going to come out and punch you in the mouth and then try to step on your throat. They play with urgency. They play with heart. But, most importantly, they play with pride. We need our players to play like this- and it is my hope that we can get back to playing the game the way it's supposed to be played. When it is all said and done, I truly believe we will. It's just going to take some time, and I will be waiting until this time finally comes.

In other news- I ate at waffle house today. The above picture was the result of my love for this establishment. On the top left plate were three pieces of bacon. The plate in the middle was filled with scrambled eggs, hasbrowns and toast. The plate on the far right was my waffle. It was a beautiful meal that I needed desperately for survival.

I also went down to the Toyota Center yesterday to get a first glimpse into this year's team. I feel like Bill Murry in Kingpin when he has the bowling ball with the flower in it. He says that he needs it now more than he's ever needed it. I need these Rockets now- quite possibly more than I have ever needed them. They are therapy. I am very excited about the upcoming season that officially starts against the Spurs on Tuesday. A few thoughts about the team- I only watched about 10 minutes due to the start of the Florida State game:

-Jermain Taylor is a scorer. It's going to be fun to see how he can fit in with this team. I see him as a Von Wafer replacement with just a little less explosion. But, he's cocky and plays to win- both attributes you need in this league.

-David Andersen looks like a pretty good offensive player that will be able to create mismatches against centers in this league. It was actually painfully obvious that he is going to struggle on the defensive end of the floor though.

-I love Chuck Hayes. He actually got one of the bigger applause of anyone on the team- which tells me the city is finally realizing his true worth to this team.

-Chase Buddinger looks like a real good player. He will never be an all star but he has a great stroke and a really high basketball IQ. It would have been lovely to see him play along side Yao Ming to see how the floor would open up.

-It was nice seeing Trevor Ariza in a Rockets Jersey. Even if he doesn't pan out, he will always have a spot on my team. He kept his word, and really does want to be in Houston.

-Tracy McGrady came out 5 minutes after everyone else. Did we really expect anything different from Mac? I watched him shoot and he still didn't seem to have his legs under him, but I expect by the end of November he will be back close to 100%. I am going out on a limb and saying he will be the comeback player of the year. You heard it here first.

In closing, I would like to say two things: Go Noles and Go Rockets. I love you both.

The Dos Bomb

(Joey did order a Dos Bomb on Friday night. The Bartender didn't know what it was so Joe made it up. It is pretty nice to have a drink named after you. Thanks Joey.)

2009-10-03T14:09:00.001-07:00

Losing should never be accepted.

Too bad Sarkisian doesn't sport a 'stache

2009-10-03T05:48:00.000-07:00

Never Underestimate the Heart of a Champion

2009-09-29T04:28:00.000-07:00

Today, the Rockets open camp. I want to wish all the players a healthy camp and a healthy year. I can't wait to see how this team evolves and grows into something special. There will be some growing pains, but there is no doubt in my mind that Professor Morey has established a rock solid nucleus (yes, pun intended- that just happened). Anyway, I can't wait to see you at the Sanctuary Saturday for the open practice and Rocket Rally.

In other news, it is 6:15 in the morning. I just got back from Hobby Airport and I have two observations. First, there are way too many people that start their days too early. There was an outrageous number of people on the highways. Secondly, thanks to my brother's wondering eye, it came to my attention that a certain flower shop on 45 and Broadway has quite the special today. Anybody that is named Umberto gets a free rose. I am contemplating going to the courthouse and legally changing my name to Dos Umberto Sims so that I can get a rose to personally deliver to one of my very numerous female fans.

Whenever I get a chance, hopefully this evening, I will give my two cents on what transpired this weekend with my beloved Noles. I have a few bones to pick, and one of these bones has nothing to do with the actual game that has been ripping at my heart these past few days. I wish everyone a beautiful Tuesday.

10-8

Props to Charles Joseph Weis

2009-09-27T09:23:00.000-07:00

I wish to offer praise and congratulations to Charles Joseph Weis, ND Class of 1978. For the second straight week, he received a somewhat miraculous stay of execution.

For the second straight week, I needed a cardiologist on hand. For the second straight week, we squandered an early lead when we had a chance to put the game away. For the second straight week, we came roaring back to win at the end. For the first week in the last three, we weren't fucked over by Integer officiating.

My internet friends at NDNation are all up in arms, saying wins like this prove that Weis needs to go. Maybe, maybe not. I have a feeling that Weis isn't going to keep getting these stays of execution each week. But maybe, just maybe, we're witnessing a team growing up. A team learning how to handle a little adversity. A team learnding how win.

Purdue sucks. But we took their best shot. Last night was their Super Bowl. At night. And we did it without the services of two of our best players, and have of the game without the services of our best player.

Hell, I'll drink to that. Congrats, Charlie.

Now don't fucking blow it next week.

Sack Up

2009-09-26T12:05:00.001-07:00

That was probably the hardest game I have ever watched with my own eyes. There was absolutely no urgency whatsoever on the Noles part. We didn't deserve to win. Have some fucking pride. I am at a loss for words. Congratulations to the University of South Florida.

And fuck all you fucking faggot ass fake fucking fans on Warchant and all over the place. Get the fuck out of here and please don't ever return. Seriously, you are a fucking embarrassment- way more embarrassing than our 19 yards of rushing.

Go Noles. Now. And, Forever.

The Best Idea Ever!

2009-09-25T09:24:00.001-07:00

Joey and I have decided that in a few years we are going to reunite the running crew and go to a Memorial football game. This act will include drinking a handle of ezra prior to hopping into Thurber's car. So Jams, Joey, Chaulk, Jake, and if anyone can find him, Dominic, get ready cause we are going to rock the joint. It's going to be great. What a fantastic idea Joey. Good work in deed.

WHY?

2009-09-24T08:51:00.001-07:00

A Word from the BPE

2009-09-24T05:17:00.000-07:00

Greetings, denizens of A Ride on the Chuck Wagon. In spite of my lengthy absences, I am alive and well. Anyone on my texting list can confirm that.

It has grown increasingly manifest that each outing with this year's Irish squad is likely to be another white-knuckle affair, just like the game against Sparty. Our defense is just too porous for us to gain comfortable leads over quality opponents. Without the services of Michael Floyd, probably the best receiver in college football, we lack the requisite firepower to simply blow teams away.

In short, my updated forecast for this year's record is 9-3 or 8-4, with a likely Gator Bowl appearance agains an also-ran ACC squad like Florida State.

I do want to take the time to use this forum to pose, for the readers, a question: why are college football officials affiliated with conferences? Does this not creat inherent conflicts of interest? Why should a Big 11 crew be allowed to officiate a game between Michigan State and Notre Dame at ND, much less Michigan vs. Notre Dame at MEATCHICKEN? We all know who cuts the checks for the Televen crews, and the crews themselves certainly on whom their continued employment depends? Don't you just think, maybe just a little, this can account for some of the NUT MUSTARD personal foul and holding calls the Televen crews have perpetrated against the Lads of Our Lady in the last two games?

Before some conference homer like Jams steps in, stop and think about this. Why don't we just have NCAA officials for football games, kind of like in basketball? Wouldn't this be a simple, equitable, and efficient solution?

Back to the enchanting world of the professoriate. Until next time (which hopefully won't be long), good day and good health.

PS -- guys, please start acknowledging my texts. Sometimes I worry that you're not receiving them.

A New Drink

2009-09-23T13:53:00.000-07:00

Instead of going out and ordering something gay like a H-bomb or a Vegas-bomb or a Yager-bomb get a Dos-Bomb.

We haven't decided what is going to be in it yet, but just order a Dos-Bomb.

Phat J came up with this idea.

The Wagon

2009-09-22T13:22:00.001-07:00

Darly Morey said on his twitter page that the highlight of the 5 on 5 workouts so far was when The Wagon threw one down! THE CHUCK WAGON takes over the world this year. That's the only picture I could find of the Wagon dunking.

The Chuck Wagon on The Rocks new training techniques: (actual quote)

“You never knew how beneficial tag was when you were younger,” forward Chuck Hayes said. “You work on your core, your stop-and-go movements and your quickness.”

Jonathan Feigen on the 5 on 5 that has been going on: (actual quote)

"To me, the highlight of the games was Chuck Hayes going Magic Johnson. He had several occasions in which he grabbed the defensive rebound and took off, leading fast breaks and finishing his last one."

Heart and Pride

2009-09-21T16:17:00.000-07:00

Anyone who has watched a Florida State Seminole game on television with me (very few) knows that my favorite saying is "a little fire in the belly". That went out the window on what turned out to be a beautiful Saturday night. I was very confident that our offense was going to show up and put on a show to shut up all the critics that said we were going to get blown based solely on a piss poor performance the prior week to Jacksonville State. A few thoughts here:

-did anyone realize we had 2 days of practice after losing to one of our biggest rivals in heart breaking fashion?

-did anyone decide to think that Miami might be a pretty dadgum good football team after their performance on Thursday night?

-did any of these experts care to think that maybe the Jacksonville State was going to be a sloppy effort on our part by looking at our history after Monday Night games?

The national media was just plain wrong and irresponsible in their efforts of diagnosing the Seminoles. Back to my saying of "a little fire in the belly". After we drove it down BYU's throat and scored, we kicked off and Max Hall and Co. promptly started returning the favor. This is when it occurred to me that I needed a new thing to yell constantly while pacing around the room. It is painfully clear that we are going to have continuous growing pains on defense this season. Greg Reid (more about him later), Nick Moody, Dionte Allen, Terrence Parks, ect. are going to be great players, but this is their first action and we are going to continually have problems in the secondary. This is where heart and pride come into play. We must play with heart and pride on the defensive side of the ball on every play. We must force turnovers. We must capitalize on these turnovers. After I started yelling for some "heart and pride", we caused a fumble and the first of five forced turnovers of the game. We then subsequently drove it right back down BYU's throat to take a 2 touchdown lead less the point after attempt. HEART AND PRIDE FELLAS. Now to my thoughts on the game:

-Christian Ponder is a flat out stud. He just gets it done. Hearing Jimbo talking about his attributes and skill as a leader of the football team gives me butterflies. It is the greatest feeling in the world to finally have a quarterback and know he is going to be prepared and play to win. He is probably the best unknown quarterback in the country behind Starr Jackson. What gets me really excited about this guy is how much Jimbo Fisher loves and trusts him. He talks about his commitment to the team and just how hard he plays. He plays with heart and pride for sure.

-Just when you thought Sly Stallone couldn't get any more brilliant, he pulls a quick one. I got up at 6 am because I do not possess the ability to sleep on game days. I decided I'd go run some errands (oil change, carwash- it poured yesterday-f my life, best buy, ect.) and ended up back home with the new Tyson DVD. I watched this and I found something out that I am embaressed to admit that I never knew. There is an interview with Tyson and his legendary trainer Cus D'Amato. During this interview, Cus says something to the effect that he is only still alive because of Tyson- that without Tyson he has no reason to go on- that Tyson is HIS reason to go on- and he's going to stay alive until he wins the championship. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MICKEY SAYS TO ROCKY IN ROCKY V when Rocky is down in the dumps and travels back to the old gym and has the vision of Mickey working him out inside the ring. Pure Brilliance by Sly Stallone.

-Heather Dinich should not have a job. In her latest blog she stated that this FSU team reminds her a lot of Maryland's squad last year. Really? And her reasoning- we play down to our level of competition when we are better and up to our level of competition when we are worst. Example: Jacksonville State. For the reason listed above I am quite positive it is a scientific fact that Heather Dinich is a stupid person. Go fuck yourself Heather.

-GIVE ME A SCHOLARSHIP! Any Nole follower remembers signing day 2006. Mister Alexander from Eisenhower High School in Houston, TX refused to commit to anyone because he wanted to go to Florida State. I went to school in his district and honestly never heard of him. I was like WTF mate. Anyway, we ended up having a scholarship available at the end of the day and Mister was still waiting to sign on the dotted line. This past weekend he had a sack on a third down and put Max Hall in his place. He also stopped a touchdown by tackling AJ Alexender on his way to the end zone after an interception. It reminded me of the time that Jams Thurber threw a block in the back on purpose while I was running to the end zone after we crunched a poor fella and he fumbled. I picked the ball up and was on my way to pay dirt. I saw the yellow hankie and new immediately that Jams threw an illegal block to stop me from scoring. Wow is all I said.

-They showed a video clip of the concessions at BYU's stadium and I made a very astute observation: I do not really like regular pretzels but I love the big pretzels at ball games. Anyone else feel the same way? Also, BYU does not serve caffeinated drinks inside the stadium. Why? Because caffeine can cause an addiction. Ok- not going to open my mouth on this. Good for you BYU.

-10 Possessions- 7 touchdowns- 2 field goals- 1 punt. WOW. Efficiency. It was a beautiful thing to see. We started off the game 9 of 9 on third down thanks to great play calling by Jimbo and even better execution by Christian. It was nice to see him use his legs a little more and this will be very beneficial in the future. Did I mention that we had zero turnovers and forced 5? You're not going to lose many games doing that. Beautiful work Gentlemen.

-I have started drinking Nestea soft drink. The sole reason: Jimbo was drinking what seemed to be a Nestea in his post game interview. Has anyone noticed how awful he dresses though? He wears suits with a non-collared shirt every time. And it's always that 1988 gold suit. He needs an upgrade. The whole team actually was wearing suits going into the stadium with the non-collared shirts. Maybe I am being too harsh on Jimbo. If I really want to be like him, I guess I need to dress like him also.

-I really want to know if Bill Simmons loves Rambo. He loves Rocky- as any decent human being does- so, it's only obvious to wonder if he loves Rambo or any other of Sly's movies. I need to ask him this question in his mail bag but it needs to pertain to sports in some way. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks in advance.

-I would like to thank Jim Stark for opening his house and his refriderator to The Dos to watch the game. I recently switched to DirectTV and of course a week after I do they drop the Versus Network. Just my luck. Anyway, Stark let me go over and watch the game. I hope I didn't scare his neighbors. Versus actually had great coverage and I really did enjoy their crew. Nice job fellas. DirectTV > Cable big time. You even get a channel that has all the soccer games on. See you in December Jams. Oh wait, never mind. I forgot that you won't be able to move. Tough luck.

-The tail backs are fantastic. I want to give a shot out to Carlton "Ty" Jones, Lonnie Pryor, Tavarres Pressley, and Jermaine Thomas. Great running. They ran with reckless abandon for their bodies and that's how you got to do it. I knew this group would come around. 313 yards on the ground this game. Beautiful work.

-The Noles only had one negative play that I can remember. That is critical to keeping drives alive. No sacks either. The offensive line is amazing and I hope that Colonial Trickett Trick Daddy keeps our linemen away from reporters for the rest of the year so they don't get a big head. The holes they were creating were amazing. The pockets they were creating were amazing. And, I love how CP is starting to step up in the pocket and deliver balls even when he knows that he will be hit. It's beautiful. We also completly dominated the time of possession. Sometimes your best defense is a controlling offense and Jimbo helped out Mickey big time in this regard.

-I want everyone out there to keep doubting this team. I love the underdogg role. Heather, Kirk (even though you did vote us number 14 in the AP Poll), Lee, and the lot of you, please keep doubting us. The players talked about how they saw gameday on Saturday and it fueled the fire. Hopefully we can get up for games without this fuel, but it doesn't hurt to have it.

-BYU fans were supposedly overly nice. Surprising.

-Ron Artest says blame him if the Lakers don't repeat. This is awesome. I will bet anybody $1000 right now that the Lakers don't repeat. Ron is already starting this "I am the second most- and maybe the 1st most- important piece to this team" thing. Thanks for Ariza Lakers. Ron, I still love what you did for this team. Does anyone think that if I filmed myself burning Ron's Rocket Jersey and put it on YouTube people would enjoy it? I got to find something to do with that jersey. Or I could just simply pull a baseball move and throw it back when we play the Lakers this year. Input?

-Stepbrothers is quite possibly the most underrated movie of all time. It has become my "go to sleep" movie every night. I freakin' love it. Shot out to Dale and Brennen.

-Greg Reid is the greatest thing since sliced bread. There is no telling what this kid is going to while strapping on the helmet for the Noles. He is a flat out stud. Pick 6 at the start of the third really put us ahead for good. I cannot wait to see him grow as a player.

-Dionte Allen should line up opposite Patrick Robinson. I have read that he doesn't look great in practice. I can understand why Mickey would want him to earn a spot, but sometimes players are simply gamers. Give him a chance Mickey. As long as he puts out effort in practice and performs in a game, let him go.

-I spoke in my blog on the Miami game that I wasn't worried about the linebackers. I have sense kind of shy'd away from that statement. We are almost too athletic at the possession and continuously over pursue. Settle down boys. You could really help out the secondary by playing better coverage.

On Sunday, I woke up, played golf, ruined my back, and came home. I didn't know what to do. I was happy. I needed to pontificate about life. I went outside with a personal cooler of varied beers ranging from Coors light to Corona. There is no doubt I upset the most interesting man in the world. Anyway, after 2 hours of sitting in the sun- I've never spent 2 hours outside in a row minus being on a golf course- Grant thought it was strange. He walked outside and said "Son, do you realize you are the guy who drinks excessively by himself?" and I simply responded "You're God Damned right I am". Great game Noles. You made me happy.

The second character when the Clock reads 12:19.

Stay tuned....

2009-09-21T09:14:00.001-07:00

The Dos will give his thoughts on the Noles victory in the very near future. He will also share thoughts on everything else that caught his attention over the weekend.

Stay Tuned People

The # of s's in SeminoleS

Hey Noles.....

2009-09-18T13:22:00.001-07:00

It's time to put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner.

Get it done.

No excuses.

Go Noles

The BPE lives!

2009-09-18T11:53:00.000-07:00

To the many thousands (and especially to young Dos) who have been inconsolate during my brief absence, I am alive and well! The duties of professing at the world's finest University are demanding indeed. Fear not, I will be returning to my duties of spreading the love for Notre Dame and the hate for ill-conceived leftist politics with earnest.

Last weekend was not a good one. I was fairly confident that the beloved Irish would handle the Men of Skunk without too much trouble. In fact, we should have. We moved the ball with ease (minus a possession or two during the third quarter in which the proverbial wheels appeared to fall off). What ailed us was the defense and special teams. We can't punt a ball more than 35 yards in the air to save our lives. And it continues to befuddle me why such a wonderful institution as Notre Dame du Lac cannot find a placekicker who can launch the ball beyond in the opponent's five yard line with consistency.

But the biggest issue was the defense. We made 170 pound feeble armed Tate Forcier look like the next coming of Joe Montana. In reality, the kid is but a brittle skunk bear whose body will surely not last the season. Rich Rodriguez is a hick and an absolute pitiful excuse for a man. After the game, his comment was "It came down to the last play. What a day to be MEATCHICKEN." What an effing clown. Surely he could have said something like "I would like to thank the Big Eleven referees, and Dick Honig, Michigan graduate in the replay booth, for calling EVERY EFFING CALL our way. So guys, the next beer is on me. To Charlie, I'm sorry that we had to resort to using the refs to EFF you."

It took me a day or two to recover, with you I will be honest. I felt like a drunken ship sailing aimlessly about the southern most seas, headed for nowhere in general but trouble in particular.

But then return to the campus of NOTRE DAME DU LAC on the morn of Monday, my blood began once again to flow, blue and gold and sometimes green, in fact. The sun shone. The leaves glistened. The birds chirped.

We WILL DESTROY THE SPARTANS OF MICHIGAN AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE! D'Antonio and his hooligans have planted one too many flags, and it is now their turn to PAY.

What tho the odds be great or small,
Old Notre Dame will win over all,
While HER loyal sons are marching onward to victory!

The BPE -- out.

To The Noles.....

2009-09-17T14:37:00.000-07:00

I don't know what to say really. The biggest battle of our collegiate lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team....or we are going to crumble. Inch by Inch. Play by Play 'till we're finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us, or, we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch.....at a time.

You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. That's.....that's part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is football. Because in either game- life or football- the margin for error is so small. I mean...one half step too late or too early, you don't quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast, and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game- every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our finger nails for that inch! 'Cause we know when we add up all those inches.....that's going to make the fucking difference between winning and losing. BETWEEN LIVING AND DYING.

I'll tell you this. In any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch. And I know that if I am going to have any life anymore it is because I am still willing to fight, and to die for that inch- because that is what living is- the six inches in front of your face.

Now, I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes. Now, I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team- because he knows when it comes down to it, you are going to do the same thing for him.

THAT'S A TEAM, GENTLEMEN.

AND EITHER WE HEAL NOW.......AS A TEAM......OR WE DIE AS INDIVIDUALS.

THAT'S FOOTBALL GUYS.

THAT'S ALL IT IS.

NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

ADAPTED FROM ANY GIVEN SUNDAY FOR THE NOLES.

Because BPE Won't Post.....

2009-09-17T07:10:00.000-07:00

joeyk8605 is available (7:55:31 AM)
cimasas (7:55:30 AM): Good morning to you Joey. Are you injoing your pretty much Friday?
"Joey Kieval" (7:56:06 AM): yes so far it has gone really well and I am looking forward to getting home this afternoon
cimasas (7:56:17 AM): I am extremly jealous
"Joey Kieval" (7:59:25 AM): you shouldnt be because you will be with me in my spirit
cimasas (7:59:35 AM): well that makes me feel much better
cimasas (7:59:39 AM): thank you for your kind words
"Joey Kieval" (7:59:55 AM): sure and i am excited to watch the boxing match with you
cimasas (8:00:55 AM): that should be a good time
cimasas (8:01:41 AM): it starts at 8. so the main event probably will not take place untill 9:30-10:30. didn't you speak of a trip to your house on the lake this weekend as well, sir?
"Joey Kieval" (8:02:47 AM): yes i did but I will be back in the Houston area around 7 on Saturday evening which would reflect that my trip should not interfere with our plans
cimasas (8:04:45 AM): are you heading to this house you speak of on the lake tomorrow or on saturday before the noon lunch bell strikes?
"Joey Kieval" (8:07:41 AM): I will be departing to this house on the hill by the lake at half past three tomorrow and will arrive at a quarter till six just in time for supper
"Joey Kieval" (8:08:17 AM): and a marvelous sunset that is just breathtaking i might add
cimasas (8:08:51 AM): that sounds so spectacular. I am excited for the adventure you will soon embark on and wish you nothing but lavish times and a safe return
"Joey Kieval" (8:10:15 AM): That is greatly appreciated and I will be sure to pass that on to my fellow comrads that will be making this splendid caravan with me
"Joey Kieval" (8:12:19 AM): I would like to wish you nothing but joy and succees this Saturday as your fellow warriors that we so often speak of as the seminoles take battle with the Mormon superheros. in the event of victory which we believe is a feasible task may you celebrate long into the night with fellow cronies
cimasas (8:13:39 AM): that sounds like the most splendid scenario i think i have ever heard. it was so emotional that it sparked a tear to travel down my face and fall off onto my slacks and make it seem as though i let a pee drop slip out while taking a leak
"Joey Kieval" (8:15:20 AM): well i must admit i got somewhat of a chuckle out of your last remark and i do appreciate it. when the seminoles prevail this weekend may i ask one simple favor of you?
cimasas (8:16:28 AM): ii have a feeling this might have something to do with the fine whiskey some people call Ezra Brooks? \
"Joey Kieval" (8:21:10 AM): no i was not going to push it that far
cimasas (8:21:46 AM): okay then, what were you pushing for?
"Joey Kieval" (8:22:51 AM): all is ask is that when the seminoles march victorious off the battlefield in the mountains of provo utah may i be present to drink the finest wines and eat the finest cheeses this side of the mississippi early in to the morning until the sun once rises again and the roosters wake
cimasas (8:24:36 AM): and then we will go hog hunting and make our own bacon and fly swimmingly through the wilderness and find an ostrage and snatch up his prized eggs and the seize some farmers potatoes to turn into hash browns and finally construct our own badder to turn into fluffy YoDos pancakes and cook a fantastic breakfast
cimasas (8:25:16 AM): does that seem to fit into your plan once, and only once, the roosters awake?
"Joey Kieval" (8:45:20 AM): that would be marvelous i have excellent marksmanship and think i can contribute with my pinpoint accuracy. i do ask one more favor
cimasas (8:46:07 AM): what is this other favor you say you must ask?
"Joey Kieval" (8:46:17 AM): could we pick the finest fruits and berries as well to make fresh squeezed juice to nourish and refresh our bodies
cimasas (8:47:14 AM): yes, i also see this as a must have. what berries provide the most excitment to you?
"Joey Kieval" (8:47:43 AM): well thats a quite silly question for it is raspberry season this time of year
cimasas (8:58:11 AM): i am sorry i didn't know that
cimasas (8:58:33 AM): outside does have an odor that puts off just a little touch of raspberry, i have noticed
"Joey Kieval" (8:59:49 AM): i would not go as far as to calling it an odor for it is a nice fragrance. i love this time of year when the hummingbirds and the bees hoover over the berries and flowers. nature is truly remarkable and beautiful
cimasas (9:01:03 AM): yes, fragrance does make for a better connotation. my apologies on my senseless use of the word odor- for it is not an odor. nature can strike a beat with my loins somewhat comparable to that of a well struck 2 iron
"Joey Kieval" (9:02:00 AM): a well struck two iron is a rare feat that requires much skill so one like me can truly appreciate the sense of gratification nature brings to your loins
cimasas (9:03:29 AM): it is simply remarkable how understanding you are. there are certain times in life that when you are given steel and metal, you need to construct golf clubs
"Joey Kieval" (9:03:55 AM): for that is the wisest statement i have heard this morning
"Joey Kieval" (9:04:09 AM): if we talked like this in front of girls we didnt know that would be sweet
cimasas (9:04:32 AM): it is the next step in becoming scholars of the pimp game
"Joey Kieval" (9:04:45 AM): i agree and i am really embarrassed right now
"Joey Kieval" (9:05:12 AM): haha i forgoti was at work and leaned over and ripped one really loud and the girl next to me was like " was the real"

I'm Going to Make Him an Offer He Can't Refuse....

2009-09-15T07:53:00.000-07:00

The Mafia Lives! Here in Houston! In my fucking neighborhood!!! Me and Joey are going to become friends with Vinny Ocean. Now refer to me as Donnie "The Nole" Simione- pronounced sim-e-onie. Refer to Joey as Joeseph "The Enforcer" Ricardo. We are going to take over the world with help from our friend Vinny "Ocean" Palermo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Palermo

This guy lives right near me. Don't fuck with us anymore cause we will go ape-shit on your ass.

VMA's

2009-09-14T13:42:00.000-07:00

My two girls Alicia Keys and Pink dominated last night as was expected. Pink's performance was the best. Anyone want to go with me to her concert on September 24th, let me know. Fuck Kanye West. He is dead. Never in my life have I seen something like that. Go to hell Kanye.

Ariza

2009-09-14T09:15:00.000-07:00

Here are a few pictures of Ariza looking for some new digs in the greatest city on earth, Houston.

The Morning After- Jacksonville St.

2009-09-14T08:15:00.000-07:00

I am going to keep this short and sweet. I will take the victory any way I can get it. It was a very ugly, crappy weather, embarrassing attendance, and horrible execution type of game. Anyway, this is predictable when you get 2 days of practice. We've seen it before on these games that take place the Saturday after a Monday Night game. Moral of the story: stop playing Labor Day games! We never get the next Saturday off and always have a scare. We better show up a little better and with more fire in the belly in Provo on Saturday or it could be a long night.

Go Noles!

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Michigan embodies envy

2009-09-11T18:34:00.001-07:00

Let us make no mistake. We are not perfect. We are sinners too. Many of our posters here have complained that the anti-Michigan screeds here have been unseemly. Well, maybe so, but they arise from wrath--from unjustified fury in response to the abomination of Ann Arbor. At least wrath is an honest sin.

Envy isn't. Envy is small. Envy is sad. In writing classes, they teach that envy is a quick way to make a character lose the audience's sympathy, unless, of course, the character is so pathetic as to invoke pity, or is portrayed as merely callow. An adult who is envious is almost always despicable.

Well, Michigan is old. They keep letting us know how badass they were before McKinley was President (more on that later). And make no mistake--the central emotion driving all bad behavior Michigan has exhibited toward Notre Dame over the decades--Yost's anti-Catholicism, dropping the series (twice), blackballing us from the Big Ten, Bo's atrocious attitude toward the series, the shitty gameday behavior of their fans in 2003 and 2007, you name it--is motivated by envy. And that makes perfect sense.

Michigan has won 800 games, has a bunch of national titles, possesses the all-time winning percentage lead, and is, in all honesty, one of the top ten programs in college football history. It's true, they are! But they aren't Number One, because a religious school a third their size from a neighboring state is and it eats them up inside.

They hate everything about it. They hate that we've won more titles, and so they pretend they've won the same number (no, they haven't). They hate that we've won more Heismans. They hate these things so much that they, and their avatar, Saint Bo, make believe that the Rose Bowl is the most important thing in the game (hint: no). They even hate that Joe Montana went to Notre Dame, and glory in every Tom Brady touchdown, because Brady might retire with a better resume than Joe.

The worst thing is? They aren't even second best. They aren't even third. They aren't even fourth! Michigan is no Southern Cal, no Alabama, and no Oklahoma. They're a second-half of the top ten kind of team--great, really, but no, not same.

Overall, Michigan has it pretty good. But it can't enjoy its success when its view to the southwest is tinted green.

The G.O.A.T.

2009-09-11T13:34:00.001-07:00

I would like to take this time to give a shot out to, in my opinion, the greatest athlete of all time. The Greatest Of All Time. Michael Jordan. I just wish I grew up a few years earlier to watch him play more. Oh, and if you're wondering, The Rockets would have beat his Bulls in the finals both years he was away from the game, so that's a mute point. That's all I got.

Noles host Jacksonville St. and Ryan Perilloux tomorrow. Should be an exciting game. I have to watch this one on the computer, but you can bet your ass I won't miss a play.

The number after the first number assuming the first number you use is the number 1.

The Morning After

2009-09-08T06:31:00.000-07:00

I sure felt like I got punched in the stomach last night around 11:00 PM Central Time. I did my usual post-game loss ritual and sat in my room with all the lights off and stared into darkness with the not so occasional man-tear falling from my eyes. For whatever reason, this seems to help and I felt okay enough to try to get in bed and catch a few hours of sleep. 30 minutes later, laying there thinking about what the rest of the season holds, I decided to review the game at that time rather than waiting and watching it the next day as I usually do. I am just going to list some observations that I had- hopefully this will be therapeutic. These are in no way intended to be excuses, just preliminary jumbled thoughts that I have. I want to say congratulations to Miami- you played a heck of a game. Off we go:

-Very, very disappointed with Mickey Andrews and the defense.

- Ochuco Jenije looks completely scared and intimidated out there playing boundary corner opposite of Patrick Robinson. And we will return to this, but why in the world is he returning punts? I also was very disappointed in Patrick Robinson. The guy is supposed to be all world, but he had a few mishaps that were very costing. Take a good angle and make a sure tackle and we would have had a huge stop on a third down. Anyway, not worried about him in the long run.

- Korey Mangum (although a Texas Native) has me bumfuzzled as to how he received a scholarship and the coaches have me even more bumfuzzled as to why you would move a senior corner back to play free safety. It just doesn't add up.

- We had absolutely zero pass rush last night. We are completely undersized on the interior of the defensive line. I am putting a lot of faith in the 5 star billing of Jacoby McDaniel and hope he proves that an undersized defensive tackle can produce. I would also like to see Moses McCray step his game up a little bit. Odell Haggins has to take some responsibility here. Do us a favor and don't take another 5 years off before you decide to recruit a d-linemen that is worth a damn.

-Craig Yarbourough? Very nice story. In case you missed it, he went to TCC for two years from 06-07. Yes, Tallahassee Community College. He then transfers, walks on, redshirts, and STARTS and PLAYS significant minutes in the tone-setting game of the season. Look, I am all in favor of the "Rudy" moments, and he played hard, but lets save these emo moments for next week against Jacksonville State. We are supposed to have two young studs in Toshmon Stevens and Everette Dawkins and they see very limited action? Jody Allen- how do you have a job? I have a vision of you ending up at Northern Alabama in the future with the other Florida State Outcasts.

-Jody Allen. Jody Allen. Our beloved "Special Teams Coordinator". Let me save the suspense- they ain't very special. Somebody, anybody, PLEASE explain our punt formation. WHY? This fucking gimmick shit has to go. If you wanted to run a fake punt, how could you possibly do it out of this formation? I realize that this formation is supposed to allow for the rugby style punt, but we didn't do that. I get terrified every time we snap it and let the 3 guys run full speed into the wall 4 feet in front of the punter. Our kick coverage was awful. Terrible. Craig Cooper ran wild on us on kick offs. Dustin Hopkins- very proud of you. And I am quite confident that Jody Allen doesn't have much to do with your kicking abilities. With the exception of your mistimed extra point, very pleased. Greg Reid- great job returning the ball. You're a little spark plug. Soon, you will be renamed to Greg F. Reid. One smart thing Coach Allen did (it probably wasn't his idea) was move Greg F. Reid to the up man on the kick off so that someone other than a bumbling, fumbling walk on would get the squib kick. Once again, our special teams weren't very special.

-Greg F. Reid. The guy is a player. 3 solo tackles, an intercept as Coach Mickey Andrews calls it, a forced interception where he almost took Jacory Harris' arm off, and great kick returns. Why he isn't returning punts for Jenije is beyond me. My favorite thing about him was that he said after the game that on his interception he was out of place and missed an assignment. This is beautiful. We need more of this. Someone with a knack for the football going to make a play even if it means he may or may not be out of position. Play with instinct sometimes fellas. Greg F. Reid has the ability to do this. Expect him to start in the base defense this weekend. Really excited about this kid's future.

-This next observation has me a little perplexed. The 1-5-5 defense. One down lineman, 5 backers, 5 defensive backs. Supposedly Coach Andrews got this idea from Bill Belichick, the mad genius himself. I really don't know what to think about this and therefore don't have much to say. It was really weird. I need to see this formation a few more times to develop an opinion, but I sure do miss the days when we could line up in a base 4-3 and apply pressure and play man coverage and not give up 17 big plays a game. Stay tuned on the 1-5-5 also known as The Prowler. Great name by the way.

-Christian Ponder. Really, really pleased. I think he really only made two mistakes. One on the option that was run with 23 seconds left and the other just throwing it low and late to Jarmon on the last play, but I am NOT going to dwell on these. He has confidence. He has a calmness about him that, quite frankly, hasn't been present in a Nole signal caller in recent memory- probably not since the Weinke. You could call the interception before the half a mistake, but I don't consider it one. He was late on the throw, but not gonna dwell on this one too much. He also threw some great balls that could have sealed the game. The one to Jarmon at the corner of the pylon was a perfectly thrown ball that could have put the game away early in the 4th quarter. I thought CP was very accurate and very collected in the pocket- he wasn't looking to bail like he did at times last year. He trusted his pocket and made some great throws.

-A few quick thoughts on Jarmon Fortson. I really truly believe that he will be a dominant receiver before his time at Florida State is done. Everything you hear about him is that he is at times unstoppable in practice and we are just awaiting to see it in the game. Last night he had some drops, but I'm not too worried. I think Jimbo showed great confidence in him and showed everyone that he is our main receiver by going to him constantly when the game is on the line. Keep your head up Jarmon. Learn from this.

-I surprisingly thought the officials were very good. There were a few holding calls that I thought were missed, but that's going to occur every game. It did look to me that there was one or two seconds left after the last play (see above), but other than that, thought it was a very well, balanced, and fairly officiated performance.

-Trick Daddy's Unit. Incredible how good the pass pro was. With the exception of a holding call on Ryan McMahon and the sack given up by Zebrie Sanders that caused a fumble, the offensive line did a really good job. I am a little concerned about the lack of a running game as I thought this would be our decisive advantage over the Hurricanes. The 4th quarter showed we have the ability to do it, and I truly believe we will be a great running team this season. If the running game clicks with this passing game, we will have a salty offense folks.

-Not a huge fan of "The Pistol" offense, but it worked out okay. Bottom line, I really feel comfortable with Jimbo's offense so I will put my trust in him on this one. If he likes it, I can live with it. One thing I did not like though was our option plays. I really don't think we are a generic option running team out of the traditional I-formation. But once again, I trust Jimbo. At first glance last night I was furious at the option call from the 4 with 23 tics left, but after reviewing the game, it was there. Carlton "Ty" Jones walks into end zone untouched if the pitch is made. One of the few mistakes on Ponder's part. Ty Jones is a hard runner and I look forward to his continuous development. Jermain Thomas didn't look like the JT of last year. Also look forward to seeing some of J. Pressley, Lonnie Pryor, and Chris Thompson. The running backs also were great blockers last night.

-The Doak looked rocking last night. There were probably around 1,000 empty seats but that's understandable due to the economic climate and the Monday night game. Crowd did a great job of being loud. I just hope Seminole Nation doesn't give up on this team and start giving half ass attendance the rest of the year just because one ball didn't fall our way.

-It's time to give Jimbo the decision making on the defensive staff. He has shown that his offense is there. We looked leaps and bounds better than we EVER looked under Jeff Bowden last night. Bobby, I want you to stay on as long as you want, but let Jimbo decide who is going to coach his defense. Mickey is a great Seminole and the program wouldn't be where it is without him, but he has lost his touch. We haven't recruited well on that side of the ball in a few years and it is showing. Maybe some new blood and some new schemes would go a long way to bringing back the Seminole Defense.

-Overall, pleased with the linebackers. Dekoda could have won the game with the sack on Harris on third down if he could have hold on, but give credit to Jacory on that one. Nigel Bradham is a beast. Kendall Smith was surprisingly quiet last night-maybe because he changed his number to 29 and I kept looking for 41 out there. And once again defensive staff, why is Smith playing corner back after a timeout? How does that happen? He gets burned by Cooper for the td. I just don't understand. I am not too worried about this position. We have a lot of talent here with more coming in next year.

-I felt it at the time, and it came to fruition. The burned time out to call the two-point play after the caused interception by Greg F. Reid and the ensuing return for the touchdown by Markus White (another relatively silent performance that bothered me) hurt in the end. I hate using time-outs for stuff like this. Jimbo should already have the two point play ready that he wants knowing that we will have to go for two at some point. No need to waste a time out there in my opinion.

-Now to clock management. There are a lot of people out there blaming this loss on clock management. I understand this point of view but don't agree with it. Yes, the clock management could have been significantly better, but so could have a lot of things. If we had kept the other time out you can call a run at the end of the game instead of throwing it three times from the 2, but we didn't have it. The one huge "what the hell" that happened was when Jimbo called CP7 to the sideline in between plays with the clock running. Yes, we could have had better clock management, but also, we had 2 chances to score in the last series with the Ty Jones ghost option pitch and Jarmon and Christian's execution on the last play.

-With the exception of a few routes that seemed to be cut short, I was very pleased with our receiver by committee. All of the "experts" said we don't have any stars at the wide out position, and they might be right, but we sure do have 7 or 8 capable receivers on our squad that are going to produce. Really happy to see Taiwan Easterling out there after a brutal Achilles injury in the off season. Really excited about this group as a whole. Also, great blocking by this group the entire game.

-The Tight End! For the second game in a row (going back to the bowl game) a tight end has caught a touchdown pass! I am not sure that has happened in the last 10 years- 2 games in a row with a tight end touchdown. My only complain is we didn't throw to Caz, Jabarris, or Beau enough. Get them the ball. They present a mismatch with their size and hands. They also have shown to be solid blockers. Really pleased with the tight end. Did we even have a tight end with Jeffey calling the plays?

These have just been some preliminary thoughts to last night's game after 2 viewings. I am sure I am missing some observations and maybe have some over-the-top observations that probably weren't as bad as I thought. Anyway, it sure was a game to remember. An Instant Classic. Once again, I'd like to congratulate the Miami team for a hell of a game.

I went to bed around 3:30 last night and slept until about 5:00. When I woke up, I didn't feel like I got punched in the stomach like I did when I had gone to bed- I felt like life was over. It was the most empty feeling I have felt in a long, long time. I then thought about the next course of action, and it was easy to see that I just needed to stick behind these guys. Your true character reveals itself in times of adversity. And like Rocky Balboa says- it ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward- about how much you can take and keep moving forward. I have no doubt that we will keep moving forward. I am hurting right now, but this hurt will relieve itself later on down the line. I cannot wait to get back on the field Saturday evening against Jacksonville St. This team is the most important thing in my life, and I'll be damned if one loss makes that waver. I'll be here through the tough times. It is these tough times that make the good times even more worth while. Everyone Bleeds Garnet and Pisses Gold.

Go Noles.

-A Safety in Football

To The Noles

2009-09-07T09:08:00.000-07:00

Let me tell you something you already know. This World ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are - it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, Me, or Nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. IT'S ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD- HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD. THAT'S HOW WINNING IS DONE. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth- but, you've got to be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you want to be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that, AND THAT AIN'T YOU. You're better than that.

I'm always going to love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my team. You're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But, until you start believing in yourself, we ain't going to have a life. Now go out there and beat Miami. DO IT!

Everyone Bleeds Garnet and Pisses Gold.

A MESSAGE FROM ROCKY BALBOA

2009-09-07T09:05:00.000-07:00

To beat us (Noles), they're (Miami) going to have to kill us (Miami). And to do that, they're (Miami) going to have to be willing to die themselves (Miami). We (Noles) don't know if they're (Miami) ready to do that.

GO FUCKING NOLES

Why I hate Michigan

2009-09-07T07:28:00.000-07:00

My conscience dictates that I bear no hatred for a person or aggregate of people no matter how whiny, annoying, misguided or man-boobish they may be. Ideas are different, though. The truth demands revulsion at ideas that lead souls from her path. My hatred of the Meatchickens, then, must be grounded in the realm of ideas, not personalities.

On the surface, their football program appears to have much in common with the Blessed Mother’s University’s own. They are both ancient midwestern powers, at least by the temporal standards by which college football can be measured. Midwestern roots tend to flourish best in the rugged soil of a punishing ground attack. Both schools are competitive universities, drawing a relatively similar student body, at least in the ways that the many measure such things. The Michiganers fancy that they have a respectable national following. If it were true, that would be another similarity.

These superficial points of confluence, however, only heighten the essential dissonance between the schools, and the irreconcilable philosophies that guide each football program. EdMartinigan clings to an empty, deracinated philosophy of education. There is no Good; there are only subjective goods, many of which must be respected as equal idols. Education is an end unto itself, to be used to whatever purpose the customer may wish to apply it.

Notice well how they have no compunction about using their athletes as kinesiological pieces of meat, tools of profit for the greater institution. Notice the size of the school and the emphasis on research at the expense of the undergrad’s quest for wisdom and understanding. Concern for their reputation alone sets their path, straining to seem excellent rather than truly to be excellent, the aim of the sophist. Also note well how quickly they deride any mention of religious themes when mixed with athletic competition by their southron rival. The intellectual must be kept alienated from the spiritual and both from the physical, as if any person actually exists that way. In short, the University of RichardToddBranchigan has swallowed every error modernity has ever spewed into the wheels of human history. They cling desperately to these fallacies, believing that their obstinacy makes them valiant and will lead to victory, and ridiculing any with a wisdom that surpasses their own.

The yawning chasm separating this bastion of hubris from the University of Notre Dame cannot be plumbed, even if one could measure the distance between the east and the west. At Notre Dame, the soul is gently nurtured in the understanding that all things seek but one ultimate Truth, that every endeavor under the sun only finds fullness to the degree that it furthers that pursuit. Excellence in all things becomes the goal prized by worthy and dignified creatures. They are obligated to pursue it in all they do, with all of their faculties. There is a unity in life, with a single focal point that will consummate every part, transforming them into living stones. Athletes are not merely athletes. Students are not merely students. All must share in the essential life of the school, never used simply as an object.

This is why my heart leaps every time I see Notre Dame’s warrior-poets take the field, golden domes flashing in the sun. They embody the spirit of the agon, an all-encompassing pursuit of excellence alien to Ann Arbor, a wrestling with personal weakness to yield to transcendent strength. Her warriors are a visceral reminder of that very mystical body, every part dignified and fulfilled in its unique and blessed toil for the common good.

Notre Dame

2009-09-04T12:21:00.000-07:00

SOUTH BEND, IN—During Wednesday's afternoon practice, 17-year-old Brian Novak, a 145-pound walk-on for the struggling Notre Dame football team, injured nine starters, including third-year quarterback Jimmy Clausen, junior wide receiver Golden Tate, and 295-pound defensive lineman Ian Williams.

Novak, who had virtually no organized football experience prior to joining the Division I team, has injured a total of 24 players since his arrival in South Bend, prompting many to question whether or not the Fighting Irish have another disappointing season in store.

"I'm not really that fast or strong or anything," said Novak, adding that of his friends back home he's "not even close" to being the best football player. "But during my first practice with the team I was playing linebacker—or it might have been defensive end—and I got past the big blocker guys no problem, then somehow broke [starting halfback] Armando Allen's leg with a tackle. That's the first tackle I've ever attempted in my life."

"I'm not trying to hurt them or anything, but in general I would say everyone here is a lot slower and weaker than I thought they'd be," Novak added. "I can only bench-press about 90 pounds, but all the players gather around to watch me lift."

According to members of the coaching staff, the former high school yearbook editor is by far the team's most athletic player, despite Novak's inability to do more than two pull-ups or jog a mile without walking. During an intrasquad scrimmage last Sunday, he recorded eight interceptions, rushed for 225 yards, and ruptured the Achilles tendon of safety Sergio Brown with what appeared to be a fairly slow-moving, awkward juke move.

"When I play with these guys I feel like I did when I was a camp counselor playing dodgeball with my campers," said the 5-foot-7 Novak, whose athletic resume consists of two weeks on his high school lacrosse team. "I can pretty much overpower anyone, anytime. It's really fun, but I'm not actually learning anything about football."

Though he reportedly promised Notre Dame's head coach Charlie Weis he would "take it easy" on the rest of the team until the season opener, Novak broke the arm of 302-pound center Dan Wenger during tackling drills last Monday, and fractured starting linebacker Brian Smith's skull on a 14-yard touchdown run in which Novak dragged Smith 10 yards into the end zone.
While Novak went 0-4 in field goal attempts during Sunday's scrimmage, he was the only Notre Dame kicker to get the football up into the air.

"He's really powerful and fast," 255-pound defensive end John Ryan said of Novak."I'm glad he's on our team because looking at the guys we have, he's our only hope if we want to beat USC, Nevada, or really anybody."

"He's a much better leader than Jimmy [Clausen], that's for sure," Ryan added. "Better quarterback, too."

Recently, Novak has even been spotted giving coach Weis several tips about his strategy and tactics.

"Until Brian, I never thought about how establishing the run could create opportunities for us downfield," said Weis, who has led the Irish to 15 losses in their last two seasons. "Novak was telling me about something called a 'fake handoff,' which is like this fake run thing, but then you pass it. I would assume that's illegal, but he's proven himself to be an amazing football player, so I trust him."

According to Novak, when he committed to Notre Dame, he had no intention of walking onto the football team, being more interested in the school's theater group. But when assistant head coach Rob Ianello saw the freshman tossing a football around campus, he knew instantly that Novak would be a valuable addition.

"He was catching the ball," Ianello said. "Like, actually catching it."

Despite the team's recent injuries, and the fact that its best player is admittedly "really terrible" at football, former Notre Dame head coach and college football analyst Lou Holtz still predicted the Fighting Irish would go 12-0 this season and win the BCS championship.

Welcome to another season of Notre Dame football

2009-09-04T05:34:00.001-07:00

Words of Wisdom

2009-08-28T06:26:00.000-07:00

Good Morning. If winning isn't everything then why do they keep score?

God is Love,

Rev Run

From Bill Simmons:

2009-08-27T13:57:00.000-07:00

Q: Seattle has a mayoral candidate named Jan Drago. I am thinking of voting for her just based on her name or the chance that, when debating the city's proposed plastic bag tax/fee (which she is against), she will say "If it dies, it dies." Or should I read the voter pamphlet and make an informed decision? -- Dave S., Seattle, Wash.

SG: I received this e-mail before Jan Drago failed to make the final three for November's election, which raises the question, how could you not vote for Mayor Drago??? You know how many of us would kill to have a Mayor Drago so we could make "I can't get over the size of this mayoral candidate!' and "What started out as a joke of an election has turned into a disaster" jokes? The only way I wouldn't vote for a Mayor Drago is if her opponent filmed a commercial in which they climbed a 20,000-foot mountain in Russia wearing only a parka and running boots, then reached the top and screamed, "Draaaaa-gooooooooooooo! Draaaaaaaaaa-goooooooooooo!" Actually, I'd still vote for Mayor Drago. And you know why? Because I vote for me. I vote for me!!!!

(By the way, I just obliterated the record for most "Rocky IV" references crammed into a single paragraph. That was like the sports columnist's version of an unassisted triple play.)

Ryan's New Dogg

2009-08-27T13:36:00.001-07:00

Rambo- I named him- Respect Sly Stallone!

I done wet my britches

2009-08-26T16:47:00.000-07:00

In Celebration of AROTCW's 100th Post:

2009-08-26T06:48:00.001-07:00

2009-08-25T15:03:00.000-07:00

Anyone who says it's not about winning must be a loser.