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joeyk8605 is available (7:55:31 AM)
cimasas (7:55:30 AM): Good morning to you Joey. Are you injoing your pretty much Friday?
"Joey Kieval" (7:56:06 AM): yes so far it has gone really well and I am looking forward to getting home this afternoon
cimasas (7:56:17 AM): I am extremly jealous
"Joey Kieval" (7:59:25 AM): you shouldnt be because you will be with me in my spirit
cimasas (7:59:35 AM): well that makes me feel much better
cimasas (7:59:39 AM): thank you for your kind words
"Joey Kieval" (7:59:55 AM): sure and i am excited to watch the boxing match with you
cimasas (8:00:55 AM): that should be a good time
cimasas (8:01:41 AM): it starts at 8. so the main event probably will not take place untill 9:30-10:30. didn't you speak of a trip to your house on the lake this weekend as well, sir?
"Joey Kieval" (8:02:47 AM): yes i did but I will be back in the Houston area around 7 on Saturday evening which would reflect that my trip should not interfere with our plans
cimasas (8:04:45 AM): are you heading to this house you speak of on the lake tomorrow or on saturday before the noon lunch bell strikes?
"Joey Kieval" (8:07:41 AM): I will be departing to this house on the hill by the lake at half past three tomorrow and will arrive at a quarter till six just in time for supper
"Joey Kieval" (8:08:17 AM): and a marvelous sunset that is just breathtaking i might add
cimasas (8:08:51 AM): that sounds so spectacular. I am excited for the adventure you will soon embark on and wish you nothing but lavish times and a safe return
"Joey Kieval" (8:10:15 AM): That is greatly appreciated and I will be sure to pass that on to my fellow comrads that will be making this splendid caravan with me
"Joey Kieval" (8:12:19 AM): I would like to wish you nothing but joy and succees this Saturday as your fellow warriors that we so often speak of as the seminoles take battle with the Mormon superheros. in the event of victory which we believe is a feasible task may you celebrate long into the night with fellow cronies
cimasas (8:13:39 AM): that sounds like the most splendid scenario i think i have ever heard. it was so emotional that it sparked a tear to travel down my face and fall off onto my slacks and make it seem as though i let a pee drop slip out while taking a leak
"Joey Kieval" (8:15:20 AM): well i must admit i got somewhat of a chuckle out of your last remark and i do appreciate it. when the seminoles prevail this weekend may i ask one simple favor of you?
cimasas (8:16:28 AM): ii have a feeling this might have something to do with the fine whiskey some people call Ezra Brooks? \
"Joey Kieval" (8:21:10 AM): no i was not going to push it that far
cimasas (8:21:46 AM): okay then, what were you pushing for?
"Joey Kieval" (8:22:51 AM): all is ask is that when the seminoles march victorious off the battlefield in the mountains of provo utah may i be present to drink the finest wines and eat the finest cheeses this side of the mississippi early in to the morning until the sun once rises again and the roosters wake
cimasas (8:24:36 AM): and then we will go hog hunting and make our own bacon and fly swimmingly through the wilderness and find an ostrage and snatch up his prized eggs and the seize some farmers potatoes to turn into hash browns and finally construct our own badder to turn into fluffy YoDos pancakes and cook a fantastic breakfast
cimasas (8:25:16 AM): does that seem to fit into your plan once, and only once, the roosters awake?
"Joey Kieval" (8:45:20 AM): that would be marvelous i have excellent marksmanship and think i can contribute with my pinpoint accuracy. i do ask one more favor
cimasas (8:46:07 AM): what is this other favor you say you must ask?
"Joey Kieval" (8:46:17 AM): could we pick the finest fruits and berries as well to make fresh squeezed juice to nourish and refresh our bodies
cimasas (8:47:14 AM): yes, i also see this as a must have. what berries provide the most excitment to you?
"Joey Kieval" (8:47:43 AM): well thats a quite silly question for it is raspberry season this time of year
cimasas (8:58:11 AM): i am sorry i didn't know that
cimasas (8:58:33 AM): outside does have an odor that puts off just a little touch of raspberry, i have noticed
"Joey Kieval" (8:59:49 AM): i would not go as far as to calling it an odor for it is a nice fragrance. i love this time of year when the hummingbirds and the bees hoover over the berries and flowers. nature is truly remarkable and beautiful
cimasas (9:01:03 AM): yes, fragrance does make for a better connotation. my apologies on my senseless use of the word odor- for it is not an odor. nature can strike a beat with my loins somewhat comparable to that of a well struck 2 iron
"Joey Kieval" (9:02:00 AM): a well struck two iron is a rare feat that requires much skill so one like me can truly appreciate the sense of gratification nature brings to your loins
cimasas (9:03:29 AM): it is simply remarkable how understanding you are. there are certain times in life that when you are given steel and metal, you need to construct golf clubs
"Joey Kieval" (9:03:55 AM): for that is the wisest statement i have heard this morning
"Joey Kieval" (9:04:09 AM): if we talked like this in front of girls we didnt know that would be sweet
cimasas (9:04:32 AM): it is the next step in becoming scholars of the pimp game
"Joey Kieval" (9:04:45 AM): i agree and i am really embarrassed right now
"Joey Kieval" (9:05:12 AM): haha i forgoti was at work and leaned over and ripped one really loud and the girl next to me was like " was the real"